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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:53 am
Lorysa (Hits you with a bottle of lotion) ninja (Catches, pulls a lever and drop you into a deep hole) IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! scream
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:59 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:19 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:04 pm
Who thinks Lilah's gonna find it in the trash, dig it out, and get all motivational speech on him?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:06 pm
Then again, with a name like Miranda, chances are she'll be worse than Ashley and Emma combined burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:09 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle Lorysa (Hits you with a bottle of lotion) ninja (Catches, pulls a lever and drop you into a deep hole) IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! scream
And are you all talking about comic strip characters? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:18 pm
I am.
And,
your brother is very silly indeed.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:23 pm
lymelady I am. And, your brother is very silly indeed.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:28 pm
Ha...I used to do s**t liek that.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:32 pm
Once, I made prank calls... but all I did was dial different people I saw in the phonebook, and pretend it was a wrong number. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:34 pm
Lorysa Once, I made prank calls... but all I did was dial different people I saw in the phonebook, and pretend it was a wrong number. sweatdrop ... You call that a prank call? confused
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:37 pm
Lorysa Once, I made prank calls... but all I did was dial different people I saw in the phonebook, and pretend it was a wrong number. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:52 pm
lymelady Lorysa Once, I made prank calls... but all I did was dial different people I saw in the phonebook, and pretend it was a wrong number. sweatdrop ... You call that a prank call? confused
And... the pizza one sounds good!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:55 pm
*random number*
lady: Hello?
Me: Uh hiya ma'am, we here at the Save a Chinchilla foundation were just wondering if your 12 adopted chinchilla's have arrived.
lady: I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Uh-okay ma'am. I see. The chinchilla's have not arrived then. We were just wondering, what exactly are oyur plain with them once they do arrive.
Lady: I don't have any chinchilla's, i think you have the wrong number.
Me: Yes ma'am, that nice. We were also wondering if you would liek to purchase the lovley chinchilla play about habbitat after your 12 chinchillas arrive.
Lady: *Phone hangs up*
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:00 pm
My favorite was when this guy was being a real jerk to everyone on our bus. He broke calculators on purpose, he stole books, he shoved people, etc.
Well...
At a sleepover, we waited until 2 am. We called his mother and pretended to be a pizza service (because we all know, they're open at 2 am in this tiny town! But she didn't think of that) saying, "Ma'am, your son charged 5 pepperoni pizzas to your credit card, but my manager told me we need confirmation from you before charging it, so before we go ahead and make the order, would you please tell us if you accept the charge of $73.89?"
a moment of silence, then a loud, really pissed scream,
"DANIEL! I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING MY GODDAMN CREDIT CARD! You are in SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!" The phone slammed. He was grounded for a month! It rocked because instead of having him ride the bus, she came to school and picked him up, and drove him in each morning.
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