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Well you're predictable XD

....Hopefully you can. Get yo a** down here.

I am a genius, plain and simple. Why? I'll tell you.

Balloon, flash grenades. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!

Thats right, I have invented the ultimate weapon, for water ballon war fare. Take either an ordinary ballon(preferable) or a water balloon, and fill it with dehoderant(sp?) then tie i off like normal.
Now you can use these EVIL devices in a number of ways that Timmy and I figured out, and tested ourselves. Much to the dismay of many people.

Ok, first, WHY it works so well. Air expands, everyone knows that, esspecially in an explosion, and it is also forced away from the source of the explosion. Now, fill a ballon with air, and pop it, its essentially the same as an explosion, thus, small amount of fire, combined with dehoderant (From now on referred to as DhO) creates a conciderable fire ball, because the air floods it out.

NOW, you can make a two second fuse/explosion by covering part of the balloon with DhO anmaking a small trail to it. The DhO will burn FAST, so get a few strides away. Now once it hits the DhO on the balloon, it takes about two seconds to get through the DhO and pop the balloon, when this happens, the DhO insde is exposed to the fire, and BOOM, mwhahaha.

Ok, we tried making all kinds of fuses, though havn't found the perfect house hold material yet, so I'll get back to you on that. However, if you have a long stick::

-Road rage-

Ok, next time you go driving, and there is someone with you, and some dickhead is right on your a**, cuts you off or somthing, dont just curse at them and give them the finger, do this.

Have a long stick handy, DhO or another accelorant, if there is anything that stands the wind better, use it. Make the balloon flash grenade, and tie it onto one end of the stick. Coat half the stick in DhO leading to the balloon, and coat the balloon aswell.

Now, get along side the ******** that cut you off, and light the DhO on the stick. Quickly hold it out near the driver window, infront of the driver side windshield, whatever, remember, two seconds. And wait for them to crash because they think their car is on fire. xD

If you dont mind risking the two second thing, fill the balloon before you blow it up with DhO wih something like tiny rolled up pieces of paper, to give it more weight. This will also create longer burning debree, as the paper will be soaked in DhO and catch fire aswell. Coat balloon in DhO, light, then throw that thing like a MOTHER ********, and pray for atleast that two seconds. This worked well when we drove by a ute, and tossed it in the back tray at the lights. xD

Just keep in mind, this consumes aLOT of DhO, and you dont have to get the balloon too big. Just baseball size, or so. Enjoy xd

Bah, have to add these to your list.

Raid high school cantine at 3am. check.
Send ice cream freezer down the hill into an intersection. check.
Sell stolen goodies from cantine later, cheaper and make a bundle. chec. xD

State paper. Crash victim. xD

Ever been on national television? I am nearly once a week. xD

I am on tv because of the footy, and im a field guard vet. now, just about each week, one week however, I fell over the signage at the edge of the field. (gay soccor signage) because the d**k head supervisor said 'climb over it and go to positions'. This lead to me on my a**, field signage on top of me, andme being caught on tv in the act.

I cant really beat however, since I dont get caught doing the stupid s**t we do. xP