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 Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 9:32 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:31 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:31 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 4:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:09 pm
Hard defending this World Title frfr
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:44 pm
I love my steel chair
I love smashing bitches skulls with my steel chair
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:45 pm
somedudewithamic Hard defending this World Title frfr Defend it against me tough guy
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:49 pm
Can I hit u in the head again with my steel chair b***h?
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:48 pm
BeckyLynch somedudewithamic Hard defending this World Title frfr Defend it against me tough guy no u
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:43 pm
somedudewithamic BeckyLynch somedudewithamic Hard defending this World Title frfr Defend it against me tough guy no u put me in coach, I'm ready to play
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:14 pm
Adam Cuckland was edging in a bathroom stall at his local Popeye's, conveniently located next to the arena CWF WAR was being held at. He was about to buss thinking about Lita's level 10 gyatt but he remembered that he was married to Beth so he slowed down a bit before absolutely exploding all over the stall. 'ecstacy [Skibidi Toilet version]' was playing on Edge's (heh) Google © Pixel™ 8. He would stop edging, as he was doing it for about 6 hours (his average time—his personal best being 14 hours, 8 minutes, and 8 seconds).
He'd leave and see a crowd of "people" waiting in line—being loud as ********, I might add—to buy some fried chicken with their EBT cards. "God, it REEKS in here." Edge thought to himself as he put his shirt over his nose to cover his nostrils from the putrid stench in the air—a stench so vile it'd make anyone with half-decent hygiene nearly vomit out of sheer disgust.
Leaving as quick as he humanly could, he left the run-down establishment—finally! Fresh air!—and scanned the parking lot for his car. To his surprise, its wheels and catalytic converter were gone! "******** IT..." he would growl, angry at the fact that the car he RENTED was currently on cinder blocks and practically useless!
He'd grab his phone and make some calls. After an hour and a half, he'd called Avis to let them know where their car was and he'd ordered an Uber to take him to a local bar.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:19 pm
Christian who enjoyed a part time gig as being an uber driver would pull up, drunk as ******** because he made the mistake of bringing fireball whiskey with him on this trip... pulls up next to Edge damn near running him over waiting for him to get in
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:22 pm
The Christian Cage Christian who enjoyed a part time gig as being an uber driver would pull up, drunk as ******** because he made the mistake of bringing fireball whiskey with him on this trip... pulls up next to Edge damn near running him over waiting for him to get in -is in the back seat getting off at his stop for some barely legal 18 year olds on the street corner.- "thank you captain." he said to his uber driver Christian Cage, as he gets out of the car and slams the door
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:55 pm
By the time Christian had pulled up in his Uber car, Edge had set his eyes on a Dodge Challenger Hellcat parked at the Popeye's. Although he wasn't a fan of these ugly cars, he thought it'd be a good idea to pay back the very 13% that committed 52%. So Adam Cuckland would approach the Hellcat, and would smash the window with an elbow strike—committing grand theft auto in the process (*wink*)—and would jump in. For some odd reason a spare key was found in the car's glove box, as Adam was searching around to see if he could find anything before hotwiring the car. "How convenient," Edge would say to himself as he pushed the start/stop engine button and the car's gas-guzzling V8 would start. "Hell yeah!" Edge would shout, as he would set everything up to make a run for it. Good timing, too, as he would hear a certain spear chucker yell out "AYE, YO, DA FUQ YOU DOIN' IN MY CAR, MANE?!" as the melanin-enriched thug would pull out a Glock 40 and began shooting at the Hellcat. Fortunately, Pookie—possibly Ray-Ray—our criminal car donor wasn't a good shot and would miss all 7 shots (seems like shooting a firearm sideways isn't as effective as he thought!). Adam quickly shifted the boat-like car into reverse and would get out of the parking lot, quickly driving away with the Hellcat!
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