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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:08 pm
AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff.
What is with you and those boxing gloves, anyway?! Whew! I handled that pretty well! I deserve a reward! Oh, hello my winged friend!
I'm just in time for the murder mystery! I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:37 pm
You rally might, Pez dispenser.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:32 pm
He told you. You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:16 am
Oh, excardon me! Ummm... I don't know what that means! And you still smell like pea soup!
Man! So cool! Say something else! I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in. Oh... Will I ever see you again? Ex-obably not.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:10 pm
Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad. You basically described that creep SeƱor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little.
What!? You didn't think Senor Cardgage was cool?
No! He was extremely sketchy and gave me nightmares.
And... What's not cool about giving you nightmares?
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:15 pm
I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:18 pm
Alonzo Mourning to you, Mytrlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox. Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan. Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete. You're gonna adopt me?
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:47 pm
Let the little childrens go.
I HOPE THEY DON'T A SPLODE
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:20 pm
Like, it looks so awesome, girls would probably try to make out with the screen and we'd have to program it to be like: BACK OFF BABY
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:03 am
It'd be like...
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
What wouldst thou deau? Get ye flask Ye can't get ye flask!
And you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game's certainly not going to tell you.
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm
Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:36 pm
You engage Dennis in leisurely discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:58 pm
That jimberjam really makes the outfit. Man, that art a nice jimberjam.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:41 pm
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? Did you grandma? * Are you certain this domain name exists? Its registration may have expired. * Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection, DNS server settings, and self before you riggidy-wreck yourself. * Is your computer protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing. Quit touching my stuff!
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