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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:05 pm
Josey smiled at him and grabed his arm. She opened her door in a rush and started to run while practicaly draging him out the door. As she was running one of her shoes slipped off and she fell down bringing Adan with her. when they fnally hit ground Adan was on top of her and they were both stuck in an awkward possion.Josey, for some reason, found it funny and began to laugh.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:21 pm
((wow, you guys don't waste any time at all, do you?))
"seriously? no one? well, to follow the pattern of the joke, I'd usually say sleep deprivation. but the truth is, my agent isn't any good. I mean, look at me. I'm in a coffee shop, telling jokes. I mean, if there's anything that is NOT funny, its coffee. its so hot it scalds your toung, its bitter, and its not exactly good for you...but its SOOOO addicting! seriously, I read once that caffine won't keep you up unless you're addicted to it. if thats true, I am guilty as charged. and its one of the reasons why kids don't get enough sleep these days. they're always so wired on coffee, they don't sleep at night. and we all know we can't sleep during the day. Ive got a couple professors who are on my case for sleeping in class already...and its only my first day!"
no reaction.
"Hello? this thing on? oh. it is?" I look to the back of the audience, even though I know there isn't anyone back there. comedians do it all the time.
"Oh, I see. the problem is simple; the mic...is ON!"
a very dramatic DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN played over the speakers. I jumped comically, acting startled at the sudden noise. but the A/V guy was behind it, and I knew it.
"Well, at least everyone's awake now, right?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:53 am
Takara looked up at Sohail
". . ."
Takara stood up to get another drink but before she did that she spoke.
"Did the dramatic noise have to blow out my ears?"
Takara left to the bar.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:03 am
"Um...yes ok." she took his hand and walked to the dorms. "What should we start on...?" She looked out her window. "You're right....every one is gone....."
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:06 am
kia looked at sohail "im awake" kia said laughing 'i wonder if thats the kind of answer he wanted'. kia saw takara leave to the bar 'hmm she must not like the jokes'
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:26 am
Takara was standing outside drinking.
The jokes are good but I just needed to take a breather..
Takara soon heard a noise that was coming from a bush.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:51 am
yawns "fine i'll get the awnser from ya later" he walks off and wakes up takara"hey trying to see if sohail has a crush on kia cus she does"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:03 am
"Wow you are clumsy!" Adan started laughing too, forgetting the awkward position but when he realized it his face went red. He jumped up "Oh, sorry". He offered his hand to help her up. "This time I think its best if I lead the way."
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:03 am
Takara heard Darkness then smiled.
"Well duh! Those two are so into each other!"
Takara was looking at Darkness but she also payed attention on the bush near her..soon it shook loudly.
"Ah! Somethings in there!"
Go see what it is!
Takara nodded then went to the bush...
"Darkness...look at this."
Takara leaned over and picked up a animal a puffy one.
"It's a dog!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:18 am
Kia got up and went out side to get some air while waiting for the next joke to start. "Hi guys what are you doing out here" kia asked with a huge smile. "awwww its a dog, i love dogs" kia said chuckling
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:22 am
Takara put the pup down and took a pic of it.  "Aww! if it doesn't have an owner then it shall be mine!" Takara just couldn't resist cute animals.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:30 am
((haha thats from Full metal Alchemist))
"it doesnt have a color on so it doesnt have an owner, so can keep it" Kia smiled as she told takara that. "well im going back in to get a drink of soda"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:48 am
((I couldnt resist the FMA puppy!))
"Yay! The puppy is sooo cute!!"
Takara hugs the puppy.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:11 am
((omg i hate cooking eggs the yoke breaks and its hard to cood sunny side up and then flip them...totally random i know))
Kia was happy for takara that she got a puppy to take care of. 'hope Sohail isnt mad i left for like 5 mins'. KIa then sat make down with her soda at the table she was at before.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:28 am
((Where's Al when you need him? Riza? anybody? SOMEBODY CLAIM THAT DOG!!! lol))
"Anyways, I'd like to leave you with this; I've been noticing that alot of my jokes just don't mesh with my audiences. not just you, everyone. so it got me to thinking. and then I remembered this article I read once on the difference between British and American humor;"
adopting a hugely comic "Bri'ish" accent, I said "The Brittish like their comedy to be refined," I said, drawing out the 'refined'. "so they like more irony and situational humor"
now adopting a stereotypical southern drawl, I said, "But we Americans? we like it durty. If I wanna see somethin' funny, I wanna see some fart jokes!"
using my normal voice, I said "no, but really, Americans like more slapstick comedy! thats just the way it is! You know its true, folks!
now here's the thing; I'm Pakistani! so you'd think that I'd choose to do American comedy, right? I mean, the Brittish don't exactly like us. back in the 40s, they didn't even want Pakistan to become a country! but America? she was so good to us, giving us all those jobs in the tech industry. entrenching us in a stereotype that the residents of the Indian subcontinent will never be able to escape from. but there's good reason for that; we've really embraced the whole techie thing, us Desi's. I mean, you've got American humor, you've got Brittish humor, but what does a Pakistani joke sound like?"
now adopting a thick Pakistani accent, I said,
"There are only 10 kinds of people in this vorld; those who know binary, and those who don't."
Thank you guys, thats all for me tonight! "
((I AM REALLY NOT GOOD AT IMPROV. i'm sorry guys, I shouldn't have tried this on an online forum; that was CRAZY. I just can't make up anything good on the fly!))
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