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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:48 pm
Granted, but when Cloud dropped your a** 200 feet from the sky, you didn't wake up . . .
I wish Tifa would flash her boobs and give me a strip-tease.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:49 pm
Granted, but glass flew into your eyes before you could see anything. And your reflexes were too poor to blink before the glass made contact. So you lost your eyesight and never saw the heavenly boobs~
I wish Tifa flashed for ME and gave me a strip tease xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:58 pm
OutLawedStar Granted, but glass flew into your eyes before you could see anything. And your reflexes were too poor to blink before the glass made contact. So you lost your eyesight and never saw the heavenly boobs~ I wish Tifa flashed for ME and gave me a strip tease xd Why you. . . . twisted Granted, but Cloud jumps in and decapitates you right when Tifa lifts up her shirt, then carves/draws a pair of boobs on your chest with his buster sword. I wish Cid had a foursome with Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:03 pm
Granted, but you couldn't see it because glass flew into your eyes remember??? 3nodding
I wish Cloud was my bodyguard!
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:04 pm
Granted but he needs a huge paycheck
I wish I lived in Midgar
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:12 pm
Granted, but midgar doesn't exist. Therefore you don't exist. *tough luck* =P
I wish Yuffie paid me just to hold her materia so I can steal from the ultimate ninja-materia-theif! >=D
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:45 pm
Yes, but then I steal them from you, and then Yuffie beats you up thinking you lost them
I wish that they had hair cement like the kind Zack and Cloud use
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:48 pm
granted, but you spill it on yourself, making you stiff for life.
i wish for sephiroths sword, without the sephiroth
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:59 pm
Granted,but you become the new Sephiroth,and you get killed by Cloud.
I wish I was in FFVll
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:10 pm
granted but you are the sick guy in the pipe right before Aeris' house
i wish me and cloud could have an emo contest
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:43 pm
Granted but sephirith kills you both for annoying the hell out of him cause he's supposed to be the only emo person.
I wish tifa gave me a lap dance and saw everything and felt everything.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:52 pm
--so after using some healing materia spell-- Ah. . . .
Granted, but Tifa kicks your sorry a** because you couldn't control what you had in your pants and ended up poking her and making her think you were going to hurt her.
I wish Yuffie would give me her ninja-virginity.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:57 pm
Granted but she gave it very poorly and had aids and vd and was a man.
((I could live with getting my a** kicked.))
I wish tifa didn't beat me up when she gave me the lapdance.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:42 pm
Granted but you suffocate and die when she places her boobs on your face
((not a bad way to die actually))
I wish that Sephiroth never Killed Aeris
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:10 pm
Granted, but he kills Vincent instead.
>X3
I wish that they put out an FFVII art book in america.
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