|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:07 pm
Returned every single present I ever bought him.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:24 pm
Thought I was up to no good when I used the money to buy her her dream ranch.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:11 pm
I didn't divorce him! It was that dang doppleganger again!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:45 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:03 pm
Because she tried to pickle me.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:12 pm
Because she disappeared for ages and I had to move on.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:24 pm
^ rofl
long list - check out his worst habits in another thread..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:48 am
Plays the kazoo with her butt.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:01 am
has okonomiyaki up his butt and keeps showing to everyone including my parents!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:17 pm
I divorced her because her last post almost sent me into "die laughing" territory. The medical bills alone will bankrupt me. heart
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:04 pm
She was too poor to pay for the bandaid for her stubbed toe.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:59 pm
Ate the souls of the housepets.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:07 pm
Bartered the kids for that "tricked-out scooter".
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:15 pm
(It was a vespa with ground-effects neon and a turbocharger! sweatdrop )
Because I could not afford to keep her in a suitably decent lifestyle.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:31 pm
Wanted me to be Chewy in bedroom play. xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
