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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:05 pm
Darkness1 Ladytiger7788 *cracks open fortune cookie* Mine says, "You are a kind and generous person! People love you're wonderful sense of humour!"Now accepting snide comments . . . blaugh
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:24 pm
Hmm... *opens cookie*
You will find a sociable companion in a glasses-wearing old man from Tolbi and get on very well...
Who makes these?! gonk
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:58 pm
Ummm . . . Xian Food Co. ?
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:47 pm
*Cracks open cookie*
"You can see the beauty even in the most simple and ordinary of things."
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*Stares up and sees 362 pages History book, table lamp and a Kleenex box*
*Stares down at paper*
*Stares up again*
*Stares at paper again*
-_- *Plasma the paper to cinder*
Hmm... Should we still perform the brain surgery on Sing? He seems to have calmed down...
Then again, looks CAN be deceiving... ninja
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:51 pm
OOOOO!!!! Let's cut him open!!! I wanna see what makes him tick!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:53 pm
Hm... "Something dark looms over you..."
...Bleh.. *throws paper over his shoulder* Yeah right...
*an anvil drops on him*
Owwie....
...cut open!? No! Lemme go! LEMME GO! NO CUTTING!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:35 pm
*Opens his fortune cookie*
Confucius say, You will violate someone's skull with a chain saw. twisted
Sweet, but i must say. I don't think that the Xian Food Co. would write these. sad
But then who did?... stare
*Scene switches to hell where there are many demons sitting at typewriters*
Beelzebum: Okay we just got another order for 1,000,000 fortune cookie
sayings.
Lucifer: Excellent job people. We just made Singsaith's life even worse. blaugh
Crowd: All right. Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh. blaugh *Cheering so loud that on earth...*
*Earth*
Guard: Pope Garet do you hear something?
Garet: QUIET INFEDEL!! I MUST PRAY THAT GOD MAY DELIVER TO ME THAT SHIRT!!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:45 pm
crying It's my shirt damn it!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:49 pm
Still you gotta admire his ambishin(spelling) or as the hindus would say, "it was his shirt in a past life you dumb person"
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:39 pm
Nicarub Still you gotta admire his ambishin(spelling) or as the hindus would say, "it was his shirt in a past life you dumb person" *opens cookies* You shall become the lord and master of all that you see. *looks around and sees Sing, and the rest of the guild.* Heh... Surgy is my specialy! *holds up chainsaw*
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:16 am
*puts on a hockey mask and waves a chainsaw*
Hey, Singsaith, wanna see my new hockey mask and chainsaw?! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa... ha?
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:53 am
Singsaith as a friend I must tell you to run, but as a spectator I must say... neutral
Do you prefer this honda chain saw or this dewalt chain saw.
Your choice. twisted
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:20 am
^_^ *shoves I.K. down a hole* And stay there!
*pulls Kyarorain's mask out, then let's go sending it back into her face making her fly off* Bon voyage!
And finally, Nicarub, dear dear Nicarub, *cocks FlamethrowerTM* I prefer my own Flamethrower. *burns Nicarub*... done.
*walks off*
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:25 am
Hey I'm on fire.....
*Cool!!* kay fires out.
Hey Singsaithhhhh, I have some sugary chocalate for you. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:02 am
*ears lift, and nose sniffs*...Sugarrrrrrr? SUGAR! *pounces Nicarub* WHERE?!
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