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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-16)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:00 am
The gravitational pull of Sasha's breasts made her miss her attack entirely. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: NOPE. Charge: 1/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 24
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
21
Total: 21 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:05 am
Exploding Melons. All the damn exploding melons all ove the damn place.
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
21
Total: 21 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:15 am
Sasha just stood there for a long silent moment before she wiped the exploded watermelon from her face.
"I just.. I never want to see another watermelon again. Ever."
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Saliru rolled 1 100-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:20 am
Quote: 1-20: A giant watermelon smacks you right in your...melons. Unfortunately even secure thick insulation does not save you from getting winded as you go down. You just need a few seconds to catch your breath is all.
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Saliru rolled 1 100-sided dice:
98
Total: 98 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:22 am
Quote: 81 - 100: You made it! You quickly summon your weapon and proceed to attack normally
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Saliru rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 9
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:23 am
Quote: HP - 50/50
DMG - 6
CHRG - 1/3
BOSS HP - 18
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:28 am
He didn't slip and slide, his breasts didn't knock him in the chin. He had no reason to miss.
But he did.
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:31 am
He just hoped he could hit something. ******** insanity.
He missed again and in a show of childish irritation dropped Tracey to the ground and sat down cross legged in a tearful tantrum.
HP - 40/40
DMG - MISS
CHRG - 2/3
BOSS HP - 18
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:32 am
Another melon delivery straight to the chest region. Ow. Shield or not, he was going to have bruises.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:36 am
"Oh. My. God." Swing and a miss. At this point, Sasha was giving serious debate to just drowning herself. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: uselss t**t omggggg Charge: 1/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 18
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
49
Total: 49 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:38 am
But soft, what melon through yonder window breaks
It is the east, and Allan-taichou is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and mist the drunken Simon,
Who is already greased up but pale with grief
That thou, dear sun, might give her cancer of the skin.
"We've been over this already, Mr. Allan. Remember? Thin line between feels in the kokoro and standing by our nakama? Or something?"
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
49
Total: 49 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:43 am
"A-Allen.. this is kind of important... I'm.. I'm busy just.. MOVE ALLEN! GET OUT THE WAY!!"
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
75
Total: 75 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:46 am
Sasha's face was going to be so ********> after this was over. Down she went yet again, rising from the surf like some sand-mouthed harpy of yore.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:49 am
Despite the grit in her teeth and the rage in her heart, Sasha was able to get close enough to attack. And miss. Booze was starting to sound pretty good right about now. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: /steeples fingers Charge: 1/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 18
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
95
Total: 95 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:50 am
When Jordan got up again, fully expecting another melon to the melons ... nothing happened.
ABOUT DAMN TIME.
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