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 Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:22 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:30 am
Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen?????????????
Sagot: Submarine... blaugh
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:14 pm
boy: alam pra kang boarding house
girl:bk8
boy: ang sarap mo kacing upahan
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:17 pm
Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA?? Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:34 pm
Toblerawn Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen????????????? Sagot: Submarine... blaugh Lol dyslexic? Parang ganto lang: "c**k SLAP! Ooops... Sorry I'm dyslexic, I meant CAPS LOCK!" rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:36 am
HOY IKAW!
OO, IKAW NGA!
GUSTO MA MAKITA SI SANTA?
Just follow this simple steps:
1) Open a new tab
2) Go to www.google.com
3) Click on "Images"
4) Type in "Santa Claus"
5) Voila~!
Have fun! 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:17 pm
oKirby Toblerawn Tanong: Ano ang MAHABA at MATIGAS na full of semen????????????? rofl rofl Sagot: Submarine... blaugh Lol dyslexic? Parang ganto lang: "c**k SLAP! Ooops... Sorry I'm dyslexic, I meant CAPS LOCK!" rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:32 pm
-RhadoR- BUDOY meets BOY PICK UP.. BUDOY: pick up ka ba?? BOY PICK UP: Bakit? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Budoy: AKO BUDOY. smile rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl haahhaa! natawa ako
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:36 pm
Kiss muna -x -RhadoR- iKasumi Miu LASING: ( ngtxt ) pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh. ... KUMPARE sad naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka? LASING: Dito pare sa swing.. ahahahahahahaaha pirate
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:17 pm
yhang2 -RhadoR- BUDOY meets BOY PICK UP.. BUDOY: pick up ka ba?? BOY PICK UP: Bakit? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Budoy: AKO BUDOY. smile rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl haahhaa! natawa ako
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:46 am
mistChii dalawang protas nag-uusap SA REFRIGIRATOR smile mansanas:sobrang lamig dito grabe!!!!diba? pinya:waaaaaaaaa......prutas na nagsasalita!!! haha...
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:05 am
Weh xD Akane_Sakamoto rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:20 am
Marika Sofika girL: pra kang c machete! boy: dahiL macho,gwapo at matipuno ako? girL: hindi..mukha ka kcng panggatong eh.. Cornyyyy biggrin rofl lol Halu!
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:51 pm
doctor and patient conversation
doc: juan!! tatlong araw na lang makakalabas ka na dito sa mental.
anong balak mong gawin paglabas mo dito?
juan: uhmmmm... (matagal nag-isip, mukhang seryoso)
alam ko na! kukuha ako ng garter! at TITIRADURIN ko yung buwan! xd xd
doc: hay... mag sstay ka pa dito ng tatlong buwan. stare
after 3 months
doc: oh Juan! ready ka na ba sa test mo? para naman makalabas ka na dito sa mental. twisted
juan: opo doc!
doc: cge cge. anong gagawin mo paglabas mo dito sa mental?
juan: uhmm, maghahanap po ako ng babae.
doc: oh tapos?
juan: liligawan ko sya.
doc: then?
juan: papakasalan ko po sya.
doc: and?
juan: magtatrabaho ako
doc: ...
juan: kukuha ng bahay
doc: ...
juan: maghoneymoon kami
doc: ......
juan: magkiss kami
doc: eek then???
juan: hubarin ko panty nya
doc: AND?! eek
juan: KUHAIN KO GARTER NG PANTY NYA! TAPOS TITIRADURIN KO YUNG BUWAN! xd blaugh blaugh blaugh
-_- corny ata. zzz
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