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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:55 pm
I told you to only skip with an umbrella.
I'm calling from jail because I ate my desk.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:50 pm
I told you not to...
I am calling because I got it on with that actor...
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:19 pm
I told you again and again that that actor didn't want you to stalk them!
I'm calling from jail because I was looking at the world map.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:43 am
I told you not to stalk your cell mate.
I'm calling from jail because I let the dogs out.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:38 pm
i told you letting the jail's guard dogs out was a bad idea!
I'm calling from jail because I entered a video game store to buy a game
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:43 am
"I told you it was closed.
I'm calling from jail because I let the cat out of the bag"
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:02 am
I told you to lock it in the bathroom first.
I'm calling from jail because I was dancing till 12 this morning.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:13 pm
I told you not to go to McDonald's!
I'm calling from jail, because Burger King put onions on my burger :/
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The Bodacious Soul Reaper
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:42 pm
I told you to eat your veggies...
I'm calling because I was smarter then my teacher...
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:01 pm
I told you being a smart a** doesn't count!!!!
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I'm calling from jail, because my teacher didn't like what I brought in for show and tell
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:30 pm
I told you not to take a bag of hair, it's creepy.
I'm calling from jail because I'm an alien.
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:08 pm
I told you that those cops were racist!
I'm calling from jail because I put glitter glue on roses.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:42 pm
In a public park... In a public park.
I'm calling from jail cause I gotta check if you delivered those 'packages' without me >.>
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:33 am
Actually, I think I did. emotion_dowant
I'm calling from jail because I'm wearing striped and plaid.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:33 pm
I told you the fashion Police were coming to get you!
Im calling form jail because the people in the house I was staying at didn't like my rules.
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