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well, isnce you put it that way...

James; OMG Cloud's so emo
Claudia; OMG Tifa has bigger breasts than me!
Alex; OMG Barret's a f**king cheat, he has unlimited f**king ammo!
Harry; OMG Aeris died! Aeris f**kin' di - *gets killed by missionary*
Dog monster; OMG Nanaki's a f**kin wolf and he uses a comb!
Heather; OMG Yuffie stole my outfits! Now I only have 10 left!!
James; OMG Vincent's so emo!
Henry; OMG Cid is sooo awesome!
James; OMG Sephiroth's so em-
Pyramid Head; Oh, for god's sake, enough about Final Fantasy already!!
(silence)
Cait Sith; um....what about me?
(more silence)
Cait Sith;..........

Henry; Look at my T-shirt! It says 'I survived phychiological hell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!'

* James walks into room in apartment with pyramid head*

James:"..."
PH: Huh? What do you want we were here first get out!!!
*Continues assaulting Manniquen*
Maniquen: OH Pyramid Head hunny.
James:..... Oooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?!?
* Hides in closet*
PH: You know that guy seemed suspicous. He might be watching us. TO THE CLOSET!!!
Manniquen: Huh? But I liked the kitchen counter?
PH: Were going in the closet.
* Drags manniquen*
Manniquen: No I want to go back on the counter!
PH: SHUT UP!!! MY APARTMENT ROOM WE DO THIS MY WAY!!!
Manniquen: NO!!!
* PH assaults and kills manniquen*
PH: Damn that's the third date this week.
* James snickers*
PH: Huh? Your still here. GET THE HELL OuT OF MY APARTMENT STALKER!!!
* Grabs great knife*
James: Ohhhhhhhhhh S**t.
* runs out of apartment*
PH: I CATCH YOU GETTING INTO MY PRIVACY AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! UHH I better call Nancy now she said she would be waiting if things didn't work out.
James: WTF did I just witness.
* In stairwell*
* PH assaulting lying figure*
PH: So you wanna go to kneelys bar next weekend.
Nancy the lying figure: Oh sure get a hangover there and have some more fun.
* James enters stairwell*
PH: WHAT YOU!!?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY PRIVATE LIFE OR I'D KILL YAH!!!
* Kills lying figure*
PH: DAMN AND YOU MADE ME KILL MY DATE THAT I'VE ONLY BEEN GOING OUT WITH FOR FIVE MINUTES!!
James: No I was just passing through sorry I didn't mean to bye!
* Tries opening door*
PH: Yeah right that's what they all say.
James: ****
*H cell phone rings*
PH: Damn. Hold on. Hello? Oh hey Jenny. Yeah things just didn't work out... What right now? Oh no it's not a problem.... Yeah just give me..... lets see killing this guy should take about what five minutes at most. Yeah give me about twenty minutes.... I should be there in twent minutes yes... Now where are we meeting agaian?.... Rosewater Park got it.... Yeah well I'll see you then because duty calls.... I love you too... bye...
*hangs up*
PH: Sorry about that. Now where were we?
* Kracks Knuckles*
James:...................... Meap.... Dear god I'm gonna die...
PH: OH HELL YEAH YOU ARE!!!
* Boss battle ensues*
* five minutes into battle*
PH: STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!!
James: crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying
* Fifthteen minutes later*
* Siren goes off*
PH: Damn it!! I'm going to be late for my date thanks to you.
* Walks down stairs*
PH: This isn't over I'll kill you and and get my revenge for what you ( under water) Blub blub blub.
* James looking into the water*
James: So did I win?

Henry: Woah woah woah, what the hell? Alex beats the game and gets a frieken laser pistol, but I beat it and all I get is actually a con?! One weapon mode...... what the @#$%!

Walter: You're just lucky one bullet doesn't kill you Henry!

Henry: Well I do have one thing up on Alex though, if I work my arse off to get 10 stars, I get all the weapons, not to mention a fridge full of drinks and a laundry full of ammo that never runs out. That beats a laser pistol any day...