Riku was eating BBQ chips:
Riku Yomiko: ******** Yomiko: MY MOUTH
Riku Yomiko: IT ******** BURNS
Riku Yomiko: AAAAAH
Riku Yomiko: NO
Riku Yomiko: I ATE ONE COVERED IN BARBECUE
Odd1533: That's my idea of a party! xD
Alysoun: Stop drinking out of the sink.
Riku Yomiko: Sorry.
X_of_Pentacles: but that's the best kind
Ap0calypt0: SUPA FUN TIEMZ WITH AP0C ONLY 5 DORRA
Alysoun: ...
X_of_Pentacles: Dorra?
Riku Yomiko: Nty miss.
Ap0calypt0: dollar
Odd1533: lol I get it... xD
Alysoun: He was trying to be a japanese ho.
Riku Yomiko: Ew. He just made the 5 dollar foot long crack disgusting.
Ap0calypt0: ^^
Alysoun: Lawl.
Riku 'accidentally' gave him $5:
Ap0calypt0: thank you riku
Riku Yomiko: D:
Ap0calypt0 dances for 2 seconds
Alysoun: ...
Ap0calypt0: U JUST HAD SUPA FUN TIEMZ WIF AP0C
Alysoun: MY EYES
Odd1533: lol
Ap0calypt0: 5 DORRA FOOT ROOONNNGGGGG
Riku Yomiko: LOL
Riku Yomiko: WIN
Riku Yomiko: You mean people are watching us right now?
Alysoun: Right now!
Riku Yomiko: .....
Riku Yomiko: But I'm not wearing any pants.
Alysoun: Me neither! biggrin
Riku Yomiko: I CANT STAND UP
Ap0calypt0: your boobs are too big
Riku Yomiko: I KNOW
Ap0calypt0: I'LL HELP YOU UP
Riku Yomiko: NTY.
Odd1533: lol
Ap0calypt0: FINE
-walks over-
Alysoun: ONOEZ
Ap0calypt0: RACIST
Riku Yomiko: IZE NO RACIST
Alysoun: Don't you dare molest my sister D<
Riku Yomiko: YEAH
Ap0calypt0: FINE
Ap0calypt0: I'LL MOLEST YOU BOTH ^^
Ap0calypt0: J/KJ/KJ/K
Riku Yomiko: JUST CAUSE MY VIRTUAL BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN HERS
Riku Yomiko: NO
Riku Yomiko: NEITHER OF US
Odd1533: LMAO
Riku Yomiko: GO MOLEST...
Riku Yomiko: ******** style="color: darkgreen">Ap0calypt0: THATS TAKING IT TOO FARRiku Yomiko: Where's herby!?
Ap0calypt0: MY CHARACTER IS NOT THAT BADOdd1533: Go play on a highway!Ap0calypt0: HES JUST A PERVAp0calypt0 grabs boobsAlysoun: O.oRiku Yomiko: "Its two in the ******** morning and she calls me drunk as heel to tell me that her friend doesn't have pants on"
Alysoun: NOWAIRiku Yomiko: That's no fair.
Riku Yomiko: I was typing.
Riku Yomiko: -sobs-
Ap0calypt0: lolRiku Yomiko: So give me my space.
Riku Yomiko: OR Ap0c will molest us.
Alysoun: -backs away-Ap0calypt0: already didAp0calypt0: wink Riku Yomiko: Crap.
Alysoun: D<Riku Yomiko: I knew it.
Odd1533: Ap0calypt0 Master. What are my orders?Riku Yomiko: OH WHY
Ap0calypt0: DRINK HEAVILY MY SONAlysoun: OMGAlysoun: WOW.... just WOW.Ap0calypt0: TONIGHT IS A WONDERFUL NIGHTAlysoun: Right.Riku Yomiko: ODD IS AP0CS SEX SLAVE
Riku Yomiko: I ******** KNEW IT
Ap0calypt0: WE HAVE 2 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN JOINING US AND WE ARE SURROUNDED BY ALCOHOLAlysoun: D<Ap0calypt0: :3Riku Yomiko: But I'm not chasing him around.
Riku Yomiko: He enjoys it.
Ap0calypt0: THAT IS NOT A WEAKNESSAlysoun: O.oAp0calypt0: ohohohRiku Yomiko: He'll have a mirror attached to his shoulder and watch me run.
Ap0calypt0: thats another sign of my godnessAlysoun: Lawl.Ap0calypt0: ODD!Ap0calypt0: DONT LEAVE MEAp0calypt0: DID X LEAVE?Alysoun: ....Riku Yomiko: CRAP
Riku Yomiko: THEYRE LEAVING
Alysoun: OMG NUURiku Yomiko: NOW THERE ARE NO WITNESSES
Ap0calypt0: WE'RE ALL ALONE LADIESAlysoun: CRAPAp0calypt0 grabs alyAlysoun: s**tAlysoun: I'm srsly stuckAlysoun: -cries-Alysoun: DDDD:Riku Yomiko: She's got a dragon and an aura
Riku Yomiko: That will fight you
Ap0calypt0 shoots alyAlysoun: D:Riku Yomiko: I HAVE AN UMBRELLA AND A GIMPI
Riku Yomiko: AND BOOBS
Alysoun: LawlRiku Yomiko: SO WATCH OUT D<
-runs-Riku Yomiko: SHEEEEEEEEEET
Riku Yomiko: STUCK
Riku Yomiko: x 3o
Riku Yomiko: Dx
Ap0calypt0 smacks riku with a clipboard that he stole from herbyRiku Yomiko: that works too.
Ap0calypt0 pushes riku off the balconyAlysoun: NOOOOOOOOOORiku Yomiko falls in slow motionRiku Yomiko: xD
Alysoun: No! He'd enjoy the slow motioooon!Riku Yomiko: Hahawtf.
Ap0calypt0: with all the boobs and all that jazzRiku Yomiko: Ah okay.
Ap0calypt0: NOW FALL!Riku Yomiko: -falls-
Riku Yomiko: xD
Alysoun: NUUUURiku Yomiko: -opens umbrella and flies gracefully away-
Alysoun: ... YAY~Ap0calypt0: now you are both weak, I bid you farewellRiku Yomiko: -lives ever after happily-
Alysoun: DDD:Riku Yomiko: He molested me and my sister.
Alysoun: Lawl.Odd1533: xDRiku Yomiko: OH WHY
Alysoun: -huggles Riku-Ap0calypt0: now I feel bad ; 3;Ap0calypt0: i need to drink heavilyAlysoun: Dear lord.Riku Yomiko: NO
Riku Yomiko: I FORBID IT
Ap0calypt0: yesRiku Yomiko: X... IS A GUY?!?!?!?!?!?
Alysoun: Yeah and?Riku Yomiko: I HAD NO ******** IDEA
Riku Yomiko: CONGRATULATIONS
We thought Ap0c was dead or something, then he came back from an unsaid AFK:
Ap0calypt0: *goes back to sleep*Riku Yomiko: THAT WAS ******** SCARY
Riku Yomiko: -pokes with umbrella-
Alysoun: Lol you were ******** scared.Alysoun: I was just curious.Ap0calypt0 GRABS THE UMBRELLA AND SNAPS IT IN HALFRiku Yomiko: ; 3;
X_of_Pentacles: I doubt a bandaid will do it. he's losing conscious obviously...and possessed.Ap0calypt0: D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Riku Yomiko: my umbrella ella ella ella.
Riku Yomiko: crying Alysoun: Is broke-een, enn, ennAp0calypt0: >.>Ap0calypt0 is keeping an eye on rikuRiku Yomiko: -cuts off a gimpi star-
Riku Yomiko: -chucks it at Ap0c-
Riku Yomiko: DDDD<
Ap0calypt0 holds hand up to stop itRiku Yomiko: Daaamn.
Ap0calypt0: THE GIMPI CANNOT HURT MEAp0calypt0: FOR I AM A GODOdd1533: All hail Ap0c...Riku Yomiko: -bends gimpi hanger into excalibur-
Riku Yomiko: DIE, DEMON!!!
Ap0calypt0: I AM SUCH A GOD, I AM WEARING 2 HATS AT ONCEAp0calypt0: ---OH ******** s**tRiku Yomiko: Can't beat that.
X_of_Pentacles: Now I wish I could see this.Riku Yomiko: I LOVE YOU TOO SIS
Alysoun: YEAHAlysoun: W/EVEROdd1533: lolAlysoun: AND ALL THAT s**t