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 Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:18 am
i pick up the book only to find that is is written in invisable ink so i try to uncover it with lemon juice and a blow dryer but i got lemon juice in my eye and i couldn't see so i accidently dropped the dryer in the bathtub, fell in and was electrocuted.
i leave some lemon rines.
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:28 pm
I see the lemon rines, and I just stare at them. Then I see a person holding onto a blow dryer, and it looks like she's getting electrocuted. Oddly enough, trying to be a good person, without rubber gloves, I try and get her away from the dryer. I get electrocuted too. I drop my phone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:37 pm
i pick up the phone in wonder and start texting all my friends while i was walking down the street. I walked into the street and not looking, i get hit by a truck.
I drop my plush penguin
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:19 pm
I pick up the plush, but it turns out to be real. It pecks my eyes out, and I blindly fall off a cliff. However, I still live, but I trip on a ladybug it gets mad and eats me.
I drop an eyeball0.0
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:14 am
I pick up the eyeball and realizing it was real and not fake threw it down a well. Thinking suddenly it could be worth a lot of cash i jump in and get eaten by a shark.
I drop a smurf.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:19 pm
the smurfs blueness gives me hot flashes and then i pass out and i never wake up. i drop my camera.
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:41 am
i pick up the camera take a pic of myself, and the flash kills me bc it's so bright.
i drop some misletoe
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:42 pm
I pick up the mistletoe, and I don't really care about it since I'm single. The next thing I know, I get trampled to death by a stampede of girls, because they're obviously suckers for guys with carrot noses and capes.
All that's left is my carrot nose.
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:00 am
I put the carrot nose on my nose and suddenly i turn into Crystal, Frosty's wife. Frosty throws a truckload of snowballs at me and i turn into a pile of non-magical snow.
My mop wig fell off.
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:34 pm
I pick up the wig and realize it is wet with melted snow. Thirsty, i drink the water. turns out it was liquid rat poison, and I die a slow, painful death.
I drop my poor puppy Holly(The one in my avi. I named her HollyXD)
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:38 pm
I walk past the poor dog and sigh, picking it up and taking it to the humane society. Well, the other dogs there smelt cat on me and attacked me. I die a painful death from the rabid dogs.
I drop a hairclip.
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:32 pm
I pick up the hairclip and think it is pretty and shiny, but because I rarely wear them in my hair, I decide to decorate my clarinet with it. While doing a horn pop, I blow too hard and it goes flying off. It bounces off the person in front of me and hits me in the eye. We begin to march again, and due to my newly found blindness, I am run over and trambled to death by the flute section leader(Because that happened just without me being blind...)
I drop my marching shoes.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:47 pm
I slip on my pair of marching shoes thanking the lord since i lost my own. I go out 2 the football field, we do our marching show, and i get ran over by the bass line.
I drop my plume.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:09 pm
Being part of the staff, I had to get the plume from the field when the band is marching off. I trip, and a freak football just came flying out of nowhere and hit me in the head. I have a brain aneurysm and die on the spot.
The football is still there...
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