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 Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:14 pm
PrinzcessNiketa This is probably the grossest story you guys will hear.... One time in 7th grade, this trumpet was sitting behind us clarinets and well... This was 7th mod, right after gym class, which was right after lunch. And the director was in the middle of a song when you see this expression on his face like he saw a dead person. eek Turns out the trumpet behind us threw up. And it came OUT of the trumpet. And on our clarinet cases. rolleyes That happened to us too, except I sat next to the guy, and he threw up on my instrument.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:25 pm
Kommandant Wiesel Kommandant Wiesel Hey. Here you can tell people the silliest or most interesting thing that you or someone else has ever done with an instrument! For instance, if your band director threw a drumstick at a lazy trombonist last year (he missed), post it here! I've not done this yet, but I plan to take a picture of myself wearing a sousaphone... then animate it firing lasers like the Death Star. xp Additionally, and I'm sure that every sousaphonist has done this at some point, I've put the bell just over peoples' heads multiple times and blasted like a foghorn. whee my bf's done that to me only he didn't blast it thank god.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:37 pm
oh yeah. once my friend decided to keep her flute in an oven cause she was pissed at it and her mom didn't know she had put it there and turned on the oven so her flute got totally toasted. i think it still works though...
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:48 am
Kommandant Wiesel Kommandant Wiesel Hey. Here you can tell people the silliest or most interesting thing that you or someone else has ever done with an instrument! For instance, if your band director threw a drumstick at a lazy trombonist last year (he missed), post it here! I've not done this yet, but I plan to take a picture of myself wearing a sousaphone... then animate it firing lasers like the Death Star. xp Additionally, and I'm sure that every sousaphonist has done this at some point, I've put the bell just over peoples' heads multiple times and blasted like a foghorn. whee wafflemuncha2 did that to me T.T
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:49 am
rebelling conformity oh yeah. once my friend decided to keep her flute in an oven cause she was pissed at it and her mom didn't know she had put it there and turned on the oven so her flute got totally toasted. i think it still works though... O_o WTF? why the hell would you do that ....such lack of judgement
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:00 am
I take my clarinet and my friend takes his trumpet and we say, "ENGARDE!!!" and attack each other xd
I stick my hand inside my friends trumpet, so I guess I can say I have raped his trumpet. rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:58 am
Um, twirl a flute around like a baton?
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:46 pm
i always used to pretend my clarinet was a musket gun.. and i dont know if this is on topic but one time my band director threw a drum pad at the ceiling..
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:45 pm
At band camp last summer, the drummers had a contest to see who could throw their sticks the farthest. The winner's went about 85-90 yards. It was fun to watch. :3
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:48 pm
my best friend and I use our 3rd valve slide when its full of spit and stuff, and we "shoot" our beloved saxes. By shoot I mean fling spit.
This isn't our instruments, but our uniform is suspenders, and we enjoy going behind people and giving them wedgies rofl we are so mean!
Trumpets also make wonderful back scrachers and back poppers
My drum major and I mess around with fighting and tickling and stuff, and once he came at me with his MACE! Maces make good weapons! stressed
Our drummers are violent, and they enjoy attacking people with sticks. There were many MANY people with bumps, briuses, and blood... Poor saxes...
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:40 pm
last year i hear dour trombone section painted their horns green and blue(our colours) then trashed them after the game. eek
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:09 pm
I've raped my friend's trumpet. xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:11 pm
Kommandant Wiesel Kommandant Wiesel Hey. Here you can tell people the silliest or most interesting thing that you or someone else has ever done with an instrument! For instance, if your band director threw a drumstick at a lazy trombonist last year (he missed), post it here! I've not done this yet, but I plan to take a picture of myself wearing a sousaphone... then animate it firing lasers like the Death Star. xp Additionally, and I'm sure that every sousaphonist has done this at some point, I've put the bell just over peoples' heads multiple times and blasted like a foghorn. whee im tuba/ sousaphonist....and i havnt dont tht
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:36 pm
O_O some of these aren't funny T-T they hurt my soul!!! poor flutes and clarinets and stuff.... one time my teacher was telling us about this story when she was conducting at a competition for orchestra and she lost grip and her baton flew into the cielist's F hole XD!!! the whole class started laughing, since we were band kids who had no clue what the heck a F hole is and she didn't understand the reason why we were laughing so hard. lol
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chaos! in the living room
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:09 pm
Once in the seventh grade, a boy pulled the chair out from under me and instead of crying I got right back up and raised my flute over my head(like a baseball bat) and chased the boy around the room with it like that, and the director didn't even say anything.
Another thing, at the last football game this season, the stands were kind of small, so the flute section had divided into two rows. I ended up standing next to my friend, who plays sousaphone. When he was going to take it off, he didn't realize that I was standing next to him and he conked me on the head with the bell.
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