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 Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:50 am
Aeris: You know, last time Cloud and I spoke, he sounded kind of jumpy.
Tifa: Oh, really? Last week, he invited me to a movie. But all he did was eat snickers.
Aeris: Oh, dear. I sure hope he hasn't come down with anything.
Tifa: Me, too.
*Cid bursts in, panting horribly fast.*
Cid: Just...saw...Cloud...eating...Snickers...must....save...choking...!
Tifa: Alright! Go, Teamo Supremo!
*Aeris, Yuffie, and Tifa strike fighting poses, and a dramatic, shiny background appears behind them.*
Yuffie, Aeris: Roger!
*The team runs outside, only to find chibi Cloud, fatter than a house, munching away at Snickers. There are tons of wrappers laying around him, each folded neatly to where you could read the inside of the wrapper.*
Tifa: Cloud! What the hell happened?
Aeris: Oh! My poor baby!
Yuffie: Oh damnit...need a materia, sweetie?
Cloud: No, actually I'm doing pretty well.
Tifa: But...the snickers...your stomach...your beautiful stomach...!
Cloud: Oh, I get it! You're worried that I wouldn't win!
Yuffie: Win what?
Cloud: Well, after Sephiroth left, he said something about new Avon catalog offers inside every wrapper. So, ever since then, I've been eating everything with a wrapper that I could, just to see if I could get that offer.
Aeris: Why?
Cloud: There's this UBER pink dress in it, and it has Madonna's face on the back. It'll match the sweet pink shoes I bought from Yuffie a few days ago!
Yuffie: *Blushes.*
Tifa: No comment...
Aeris: Oh, sweet mikaraga...now I know that all of my praying has gone to waste...
Tifa: What were you praying for?
Aeris: That I would get those pink shoes first... crying
(This is only my second submission into this topic, so...it's not all that good.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:56 am
(I felt like posting this :p)
Sephiroth: Now, I shall cast Meteor, and destroy you all!
Cloud and Party: AGH! MICROBES! *Falls over.*
*Sephiroth casts the spell. The huge rock flies towards them slowly.*
Sephiroth: Now you will pay.
Cloud and Party: Who will pay?
Sephiroth: You know damn good and well! Last night sucked a**, Tifa! I paid you as handsomely as possible, but NOO! You just HAD to look at Cloud's picture in the middle of it!
Tifa: But...! He's my b***h!
Cloud: Got that right. cool
Sephiroth: But you said that to me last night...! THAT'S IT! *The meteor speeds up.*
Cloud and Party: AGH!
*As the meteor nears the earth, it explodes, and the pieces of the rock form letters that read, "You just got Punked!"*
Cloud: Aw, dude! What the hell!
Tifa: Good one, Sephy!
Red: Yeah, I almost told someone I was really a girl!
Party: stare
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:22 am
Theleio (I felt like posting this :p) Sephiroth: Now, I shall cast Meteor, and destroy you all! Cloud and Party: AGH! MICROBES! *Falls over.* *Sephiroth casts the spell. The huge rock flies towards them slowly.* Sephiroth: Now you will pay. Cloud and Party: Who will pay? Sephiroth: You know damn good and well! Last night sucked a**, Tifa! I paid you as handsomely as possible, but NOO! You just HAD to look at Cloud's picture in the middle of it! Tifa: But...! He's my b***h! Cloud: Got that right. cool Sephiroth: But you said that to me last night...! THAT'S IT! *The meteor speeds up.* Cloud and Party: AGH! *As the meteor nears the earth, it explodes, and the pieces of the rock form letters that read, "You just got Punked!"* Cloud: Aw, dude! What the hell! Tifa: Good one, Sephy! Red: Yeah, I almost told someone I was really a girl! Party: stare THIS IS THE BEST ONE SERIOUSLY
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:35 am
Sephiroth *in the middle of a battle* : i have to go pee...
(( you never really see cool bad guys go pee.))
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:49 pm
TierraNova Sephiroth *in the middle of a battle* : i have to go pee... (( you never really see cool bad guys go pee.)) Nice one! I would love to see that. You're fighting him and he just looks at ya. "Hold on a sec." lol Yuffie:: Finally I have stolen the master materia!!!! *Yuffie accidentally drops the materia in the ocean. Yuffie:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Oh, sorry this is things they'd NEVER say isn't it.my bad lol.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:20 pm
*cloud, tifa, yuffie, and sephiroth all sitting in a circle*
Everyone: Rock, paper, scissors!
*cloud loses to everyone*
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW I LOST MY MARSHMELLOWSSS!!
Sephioroth: Muhahaha. Now, with this marshmellow goodiness, I will rule the WORLLLLDDDDZZZ
Tifa: Oh Sephiroth! You and marshmellows, here have a cookie! *feeds sephiroth and ruffles his hair.
Yuffie: *looks around at the group and starts screaming at the top of her lungs*
*tifa, cloud, and sephiroth look at Yuffie*
Yuffie: That was a scientific experiment to find out if you all we react if a girl like me will scream. And you all reacted according to plan. Thank you all!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:27 pm
cloud: (in a loud boastfull tone) i love you tifa (hugs and kisses tifa)
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:25 pm
Cloud: I love you Cid. *Hugs Cid*
Cid: I love you, cloud *Hug*
*They hug for a long time*
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:28 pm
*Tifa comes into Cloud's room to find Micheal Jackson*
Tifa: Where's Cloud?
Micheal Jackson: Um, Cloud had to go so now I get to watch over orphans.
Tifa: Okay
Cloud: *Bangs his head into the closet door of the closet hes locked in*
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:59 pm
A few things FFVII Charaters would never say...
Cloud: "I'm not to blame for Aeris dying, get over it already"
Tifa: "They're real! (Okay... so they aren't exactly natural... *hides Materia*)
Sephiroth: "I... snuck out of the Crater, and JENOVA found out... now I'm grounded for like, a whole month..."
Vincent: "Wow, that Beauty sleep really did wonders for my complexion"
Red XIII (Nanaki): "Wooo! I am So sugar-high... *giggles*"
Yuffie: "Would all of you just Shut Up and CALM DOWN!? Geez... Grow up..."
Cid: *Highwind crashes into a mountain in the background* "Eh, No big"
Cait Sith: "I predict that I'm not going to get eaten by a Chocobo." (Well, he's sealed his fate now...)
Hojo: *Something Sane*
Rufus: "I have complete and total faith in the intelligence of my employee's." (While Cloud and his enitre team have infiltrated the same boat Rufus is on with no difficulty whatsoever... I mean, if a spikey haired man with a giant sword, large red dog with a flaming tail, a big black man with a gun for an arm, a hyperactive teenage girl and a woman with a chest that could serve as airbags in the case of a car crash can go Totally unnoticed on a ship swarming with the Shinra military, it doesn't say Too much for the observation skills of Shinra... maybe those face-masks they wear impair vision? xd )
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:00 am
*New store opens up in the mall*
Cloud and Seph.:EEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Cloud: They got the new lowrider jeans!!! 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:28 am
Theleio (I felt like posting this :p) Sephiroth: Now, I shall cast Meteor, and destroy you all! Cloud and Party: AGH! MICROBES! *Falls over.* *Sephiroth casts the spell. The huge rock flies towards them slowly.* Sephiroth: Now you will pay. Cloud and Party: Who will pay? Sephiroth: You know damn good and well! Last night sucked a**, Tifa! I paid you as handsomely as possible, but NOO! You just HAD to look at Cloud's picture in the middle of it! Tifa: But...! He's my b***h! Cloud: Got that right. cool Sephiroth: But you said that to me last night...! THAT'S IT! *The meteor speeds up.* Cloud and Party: AGH! *As the meteor nears the earth, it explodes, and the pieces of the rock form letters that read, "You just got Punked!"* Cloud: Aw, dude! What the hell! Tifa: Good one, Sephy! Red: Yeah, I almost told someone I was really a girl! Party: stare Thanks! 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:56 am
AERIS"well i saw the light at the end of the hall but i said to myself.... that's too far... so i went back" hehe creative yea go me haha *hugs self* i rock lol
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:58 am
Theleio Theleio (I felt like posting this :p) Sephiroth: Now, I shall cast Meteor, and destroy you all! Cloud and Party: AGH! MICROBES! *Falls over.* *Sephiroth casts the spell. The huge rock flies towards them slowly.* Sephiroth: Now you will pay. Cloud and Party: Who will pay? Sephiroth: You know damn good and well! Last night sucked a**, Tifa! I paid you as handsomely as possible, but NOO! You just HAD to look at Cloud's picture in the middle of it! Tifa: But...! He's my b***h! Cloud: Got that right. cool Sephiroth: But you said that to me last night...! THAT'S IT! *The meteor speeds up.* Cloud and Party: AGH! *As the meteor nears the earth, it explodes, and the pieces of the rock form letters that read, "You just got Punked!"* Cloud: Aw, dude! What the hell! Tifa: Good one, Sephy! Red: Yeah, I almost told someone I was really a girl! Party: stare Thanks! 3nodding DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! you rock my sox rofl rofl rofl 4laugh
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