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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:52 am
•Listening To: Rise Against~•Feeling: Hungry
•Playing: Fallout 3
Yeah, but when you say you can work any hours they know they can screw you. x_x And give you whatever hours they want.
And the day of the midnight Harry Potter I have work at 8:45am. sweatdrop I am gunna be so tired. But it's totally worth it.
Seriously, he loves that thing. And of course I have to admit it is really cool. It does a lot of things that I wish Xbox did such as... it comes with wireless controllers that you can plug into the system. No batteries needed. Plus the free internet. Xbox you have to pay 15$ a month to be able to play with other people online.
I wanna eat lotsa stuff before I go to work... but I dunno what to make. >:
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:04 am
Ewww, work. D: That sucks, Mike. Sorry. heart
They wake me up that early ALL THE TIME. They seriously woke me up to just talk to me. And dad told me to organize his sock drawer. fml. gonk
LOL JESS. I laughed really hard at that. IT'S GOING ON MY FACEBOOK QUOTES PAGE OK? OK.
And yes, Gilderoy's sex ed > Snape's sex ed. Snape sex ed appears in fanfics sooo many times and it's BORING. Gilderoy's would be ridiculous and AWESOME.
Michelle won a free PS3 in a contest about a year and a half ago, along with a lot of other free stuff. Her PS3 just sort of sits in her room and collects dust. We're waiting for KH3. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:19 am
In our Hogwarts, Virgo teaches brief sex education, with London's assistance. London is a tricky b***h and slips in all kinds of jokes to lighten the mood.
Virgo: Please turn to page 37. There you will find a diagram of the p***s, though the picture is not to scale -
London: *cough/deadpan* yeah that's what he CLAIMED *cough*
Class: *laughter*
Virgo: *rolls his eyes but smiles*
@Mike: Ugh, I know. And if you give a more specific schedule request, they won't hire you or they only give you 10 hours, even if it's just a vague "either all day shifts, or all night shifts please!" so your life doesn't get completely ******** from it.
I hope Kat and I can afford a 360 at some point. I want to play Pinata. XP That's coming right after a new computer. <33
Have a hotdog with BBQ sauce and cheese. That's what I had lol. XD
@Janine: OKAY. XD
Ew, sock drawer? We don't have enough socks to have one of dem things. XP Most of what we have don't have heels anymore either. And they are left on the floor, under the bed, etc. XD
My apartment is actually quite clean though. O_o I'll have to have Mom come take pictures on her phone for me, and maybe some of Kat and I. I wanted to get some custom profiles make with actual pictures of she and I anyway. ^_^ Since a subforum reg said she was a "fake" girlfriend and I owned on her account XD
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:20 am
HEY. JANINE. Do you want to post for Peter, maybe? :B
Or try a Percy family dinner?
Or both? XB
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:37 am
xD I never had sex-ed. I FEEL LIKE I MISSED OUT. D<
I don't need a sock drawer because I always wear mismatched socks. 4laugh See, like, I would have really cute socks and one would get a hole, and I didn't want to throw them both out because one was still good, so I would just use another sock that didn't have a mate either . . . :D
XD They thought that Kat was a sock account? Lame! But at least your apartment is clean . . . my room is a MESS. D:
Sure, we can do both. I'm waiting for my bread to bake anyways. :3
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:40 am
•Listening To: Rise Against~•Feeling: Hungry
•Playing: Fallout 3
Yeah. *sighs* I should have just taken that Night Ticketer job... where you work from like 10pm-6am loading stuff and pricing things. Too late now though.
360 aren't that much right now, but I know what you mean. Austin waited basically a year until he felt confident enough to get the PS3. He's ahead a month in bills right now so that's what spurred him to do it.
And yeeeeah. *clings to the guild*
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:59 am
Mike, it should be noted that your avatar's eyes scare me if I'm spacing off looking at the screen and happen to see them. XD The artist did well in making them glow. o_o;;
*Squeaks as the whole guild trembles and shifts to cling back to Mike*
We have to pay off Kat's ticket ($400) and then the loans we've taken out (should only cost us $460ish to pay it off and be done with it) and probably buy her a cheap computer before we buy a 360.
*Snuggles Mike* Well, you won't be stuck there forever. You can put in additional applications elsewhere, and drop the job when you find a replacement. <3
@Janine: All my socks are boring white
My Sex Ed teacher was a former professional football coach, and told all kinds of stories about having orgies with drunk underage girls and stuff. Or compared sex to football. He was really lewd and was a terrible teacher, so I had to help him with teaching actual coursework, he was THAT bad.
He did say something I liked though. That his biggest regret wasn't losing games, but not taking it slower with taking his high school girlfriend's first time. That if he could go back, he'd have popped her cherry, but not finished ******** her and waited, letting her relax instead. The boys in class seemed to actually HEAR what he was saying.
Breadddd.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:01 am
•Listening To: Rise Against~•Feeling: Hungry
•Playing: Fallout 3
Honestly, I think I'm gunna keep this one for a bit. It's not too hard, it's just the management I don't like. And I think once July is done I'll get less hours, which is what I want. Because a lot of people are on vacation and that's why I'm working so much.
Plus when school starts it will be a good job to have because it is halfway between home/school and all.
Anyways yeah. :3 Later guys, have a good daaaay.
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:05 am
*tries not to fall over while the guild shifts; fails and falls* D:
My socks are like . . . awesome. I've got all sorts of patterns and colors. XD I LOVE SOCKS.
I hope the other guys learned from that . . . that does sound like good advice to keep in mind.
Yup. It's banananananana nut bread.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:12 am
Have a good shift, Mike - we love you~ :3
Ew, nuts can kill me. GET DEM DEATH THINGERS OUT OF DERE.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:16 am
BUT THE NUTS ONLY WANT TO LOVE YOU, NAZ! D:
Darrell is texting me sexy things and I'm like *spazflail* SO EMBARRASSED. I'm bad at this whole sexytalk. xD
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:27 am
Try being Severus Snape, verbally humiliating and physically punishing Kat's OC Brad (who is an American soldier and absolute BAMF/top.) I'm like "*purrs* of course you would adjust to such treatment - such a whore..." and thanking the stars she's blindfolded and can't see me blushing. XD Dirty talking is so difficult, especially when it's supposed to be from a dominant standpoint. XP Kat can do it so well. She'll be, like, Mulciber and I'll be Hermione, and she'll say something so downright dirty (with liberal use of the word "b***h") I'll snap out of character for a second because it surprises me so bad XD
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
EDIT: Tell dem nuts I'm lez talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:35 am
These nuts are conservative bastards and say that they can turn you straight again. I'LL EAT THEM FOR YOU SO THEY STFU.
Oh man . . . the last time Dare and I hung out . . . I don't remember what we were doing exactly, but I remember him teasing me because I was beet red because I was blushing so much. SEX AND DIRTY TALK IS HARD (cough cough) TO DO.
Uhmmmmmmm . . . he's . . . calling me a naughty cutie kitten (cutie kitten is his nickname for me) and talking about how he's going to teach me a lesson by spanking me and and and other stuuuuffff . . . *AWKWARD*
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:41 am
SPANKING! Well, you seem to have stumbled upon a lightly kinky boyfriend, Janine. THE NEXT STEP IS BALLGAGS AND FLOGGERS SO WATCH YO'SELF GIRL. <3 XD
Well my mother says if I'd met the right guy, I'd be straight, and that Kat is the same way. XD I was like "coo', if we find him, we'll share him! ^_^" XD
Kat won't be home until 6. emo I have to finish the guide to joining and clean the house before that. XP
The FAQ is Sunday's project.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:46 am
XD Yeah, and I'm the one who made him realize his kinkiness . . . he says I bring out his inner sadist. Who happens also to be his inner chick, Birdie. (My inner dude is named Jarvis. He named my inner dude and I named his inner chick. It's a . . . long story. SOMETIMES WE ACTUALLY ROLEPLAY AND I DON'T THINK HE REALIZES IT.)
We messed around with handcuffs the last time he was over . . . wink
LOL. XD I'm just imagining the both of you having like this one room where you just lock this guy up, and one of you is like, "Hey, I'm feelin' like this sex scene is seriously lacking in some c**k. Should we take out the dude?" "Yeah I agree. Lemme go get him!" I HAVE A MESSED UP IMAGINATION, I KNOW.
Do you need any help? Well not that I could clean the house for you (I am cleaning in spirit! Or maybe knocking s**t over. Oops.) but yeah.
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