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 Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:29 pm
Cloud and Sephiroth are sitting in a psychiatrist's office.
Cloud:: Oh! I see where your coming from now man. It all makes sense!!
Sephiroth:: See I killed that chick cuz I feel alienated from women after my mommy died, especially hot women. I mean have you seen my mom??!! She's a giant monster thing!!! And she just keeps changing and getting uglier!! *Sephiroth starts sobbing.*
Cloud:: It's okay man. I understand dude. We forgive ya. I mean so what if ya killed Pres. shinra? Heck WE wanted to kill him. And man, Aries would be happy you're finally coping with it all.
Sephiroth:: *Sniff,sniff* Y... you really think so?
Aries stands in heaven looking down on the situation.
Aries:: KILL HIM, MUTHER F*CKIN' IDIOT!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:46 am
Cloud: Sephiroth.... It's okay...
Sephiroth: But.. I haven't told you everything yet... hear me out...
Cloud: It's okay.. you killed my mother.. Aeris.. and family.. destroyed my hometown and killed my former employer... It's alright.. I forgive you anything...
Sephiroth:... Cloud... I play a Bainshee...
(Black)Cloud:..... KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
(White)Cloud:..... I'll go with him... KILL THE DAMN HIBS!!! scream
Cloud:.... YOU WILL SUFFER! scream
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:47 pm
Vincent: I be pimpin' wit this golden glove. Don't make me put a cap in yo a**.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:07 pm
Cid to *Shera: Would you like some more tea, shnookums?
Shera:WHERE'S MY *$&%*$' TEA!!!!
Vincent:Might I have some? It'd be awful swell!!!
*I can't remember if that's her name...
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:32 am
Cloud: "Woah... Everything's, like... All dizzy and sh*t..."
Tifa: "Are you okay honey?"
Cloud: "Totally b***h, just found these mushroom enemies..."
Vincent: "Man, he's as stoned as Yuffie that one time she found those brownies..."
Yuffie: "Yeah, and I never found out why my but hurt when I woke up, though."
Vincent: "Um... I didn't do sh..."
Tifa: "Wait, you just call me a b***h?"
Cloud: "Nah, I called you a big breasted whore biatch!"
Tifa: "You little... Fine, then I'll just tell you what. I've been cheating on you with Denzel!"
Denzel: "What the F*ck? When the fu*k'd this happen?"
Cloud: "You son of a b***h! I'mma kill you, f*cking kill you!"
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Vincent: "You do realize what you did was wrong, right?"
Tifa: "Eh... Cloud's outside running with a sword about to kill a brat I never liked... Two things off my to-do list... Now, 'Make hot saucy lesbian s*x with Yuffie at 15:00...' Huh, well, better hop to it..."
Yuffie: "OMG... It actually worked! W00t!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:21 am
Cait Sith: Can I have you're attention please, may I have you're attention please. Will the real son of Jenova, please stand up?
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:00 am
Vincent: .. Yuffie.. we're out of toiletpaper.. -_-; *sits in the bathroom*
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:06 am
cloud: well, sephiroth, i gotta kill you now.
Sephy: *whines* but why?
cloud: cuz your evil, and trying to kill everyone.
sephy: oh, but it was all a misunderstanding.
Cloud: really?
sephy: no.
Cloud: okay... *his stomach growels* you want to get lunch?
Sephy: sure why not?
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:14 pm
Cloud: * Sitting on toliet with empty toliet paper roll and singing this little jinggle* I'm stranded on the toliet
Tifa didn't change the roll
I think Reno did it
Hes a p***k
I'm stuck here till Tifa comes in
And she'll see me
And my sexiness
On the toliet
with no paper!!!!!
*He sings this in an opera vocie*
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:03 pm
*Battle music starts*
Cid - What is that thing?
Cloud - Hmm.... *Cloud opens his Strategy Guide.* It's says here in my strategy guide that it's called a Tonberry and it says here it can *GASP*....
Cid - What is it.
Cloud - It says here it can kill you wi-
*DOINK!* *Cid Sreams*
Cloud - Oh dear god!!! *Runs like a little girl.*
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:33 am
aires: i go kill all u mother ************8 and************** there faces
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:59 am
Cloud: I love to smile
Cloud: Barret I love you
Barret: Cloud you look So much better than me and your fighting could whoop my a**.... really now
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:59 pm
Cloud:
Damn... I'm out of Styling mousse
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:33 pm
Cid: Shear, we no longer need tea.
Shera: Phew, what a relief. Wait a minute... What'd you say?
Cid: We no longer need tea?..
Shera: But I--!
Cid: No buts, Shera. I'm a new man!
Shera: How so? You still smoke and you're up to 18 swear jars these past 6 days.
Cid: .........
Cloud: Aerith? Do ghosts get periods?
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:37 pm
Judge: Mr. Valentine, how do you plead for illegally dowloading songs off of the internet?
Vincet: *takes out earphones* I'm sorry, your honor. What'd you say?
Earphones: If you're happy and you know it clpa your hands...
(My friend told me this one.)
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