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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:43 pm
I have dishes to do and I do not want to do them.
Or clean.
Grahhhh.
*Stabs her Guide to Joining and Enjoying thread until it bleeds all over the place, coughs, and expires* GRAHHHH. ******** YOU, THREAD. ********. YOUUUU.
...I'ma eat hotdogs for dinner. :D
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:05 pm
HURR BUT MATH SMARTS I DO NOT HAVE. *stabs self in head*
And well at least your posts have "I" in them; mine mostly have "Darrell" rofl
I HAD A GOOD DINNER THAT MY BROTHER'S FRIEND'S MOM MADE FOR US.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:10 pm
I'd talk more about Kat, but it'd be all "and then I ******** her" because that's what we do. emo Like. All the time. And discussing eating p***y gets awkward. XD Because blowjobs are, if you ask me, a more socially acceptable conversation topic.
Seriously. Which is easier to say out loud? c**t/p***y, or d**k/c**k? I LOVE the word c**k, and the word d**k. They're easy to say. p***y makes me blush, and c**t.. sounds like an "angry" word.
*Uses conveniently placed holes in Janine's head to stuff it with math smarts*
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:43 pm
D< WHUTS GOIN ON IN HUR.
Aw, ******** it, let's forget about the 'I, me' s**t and just DO ITTTTTT.
@Job of Naz's: O_o Wooow...... holy crap. TAKE ALL DA CHIPZ
SO TODAY I
Had a boring day, holy ******** sign wouldn't stay up. I had to like, take all the tape off the metal pole and hack at the ground with it, and re-tape it. But it fell over like, 6 separate times. D<
And then I sat on the couch in the garage for like ... friggin ages. I was reading Catcher in the Rye (The book was kind of boring, really annoying, and I don't get why a book about some guy with ADD/Autism going around for three days in the city, not so far from his house, is such an acclaimed book. O_o The word 'Phony' annoys me now, especially considering how he lied to everything and everyone, and the way he repeated the same phrases over and over again really started to get annoying)
But anyways, I was falling asleep before I could finish it, but finally managed, and then sort of shifted stuff over so I could nap on the couch. xD
It smelled like ... like old, musty cats. :/ And it hasn't even ever been in the house. xD
I had like, 5 customers. NO ONE BOUGHT ANYTHING. I even have a stove, FOR FREE (Because I'm not sure if it works)
PFfft. People are not going to want the little junk/random crap I ahve, I know this. I just wish I could load it all up magically onto a goodwill truck and get it outta here. x_X
@NAZ- Mmmm, hot dogs. 8D I had... um........ chicken and some tater tots that've been in the freezer for ages. xD
Mmmm, hotdogsss.....
I LIKE YOUR GUIDE. WHAT ARE YOU WANTING TO CHANGE/REVISE ABOUT IT? O_o
@JANINE: HI JANINEEEEEEEee.
XD Darrell. That made me snort. razz
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:56 pm
Captain Nazzy I'd talk more about Kat, but it'd be all "and then I ******** her" because that's what we do. emo Like. All the time. And discussing eating p***y gets awkward. XD Because blowjobs are, if you ask me, a more socially acceptable conversation topic.
Seriously. Which is easier to say out loud? c**t/p***y, or d**k/c**k? I LOVE the word c**k, and the word d**k. They're easy to say. p***y makes me blush, and c**t.. sounds like an "angry" word.
*Uses conveniently placed holes in Janine's head to stuff it with math smarts*
DARE AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY. I decided to say "c**k" but we both decided p***y and c**t were lacking in grace. So we used this giant list of terms for 'gina and I told him he could pick a word. He ******** picked ROSEBUD. rofl So that's what we refer to it by now.
And yay, math smarts! *gobbles them up. IMAGINE A DOMO EMOTE, DAMNIT.*
It made you laugh 'cause it's true, Cass. XD
Mom's making me upset and I'm all crying right now because I don't want to think about the future yet. emo
I want to be a librarian or an astrophysicist . . . but library science is a master's degree so I need to get an undergraduate degree first . . . and I dunno what the hell to get it in, and she keeps telling me to DECIDE, and I'm like WTF PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING WHEN THEY GET INTO COLLEGE AND GAHHHHHHHH IDK crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:16 pm
If you’re referring to the one in this main subforum, it’s out of date and abandoned. XD The new one I am setting up in secret places so I don’t feel all pressured XP S’why I reserve posts ages before I make threads - no one will even consider looking at them by the time I do XD I work better that way, I’m so paranoid lol.
The new guide has, like, ten more posts than the old one. XD And covers way more.
Ugh, I’m sorry, Cassy. Was it hot outside too? Maybe they think you sell weed, cos you have a couch in the garage. XD So they’re all like “DIS is drug seller!” and won’t buy your stuff.
I think many “classic” books are deemed classics because they represented a message that was revolutionary in their time, but now said messages and themes have been repeated so the books no longer hold much revolutionary-ness and their actual literary flaws are more obvious. I ADORE The Great Gatsby though. So much.
@Janine: That list is awesome. XD
I’d suggest that, while you’re getting used to giving head, try to focus more about using your tongue than sucking. It curbs the inevitable panic/nervousness because it’s much easier to keep your mind on. When you’re adjusted to the concept of having c**k in your mouth (if you keep relaxed, should only take a few minutes) THEN you can suck and not be as worried about gagging/choking/coughing.
Be careful about accidently swallowing air during your endevours. The last thing you need is to ruin your boy’s fun because you need to hiccup/burp XD Not sexy. But cute.
Where DID our domo emote go? >w<
Pshaw. YOU TAKE YOUR TIME, JANINE.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:33 pm
@Janine: O_o I know, I don't know why parents/people assume you should know RIGHT OFF what you watn to do.
I'd say get... a BS in... communications or..... management or something. Soemthign that will aid you in your becoming the librarian overlord to us all. biggrin Does the thing recommend a degree that you should go for? O_o
If nothing else you can just pick something, and change it later. :3 As long as you get in the school, it doesn't matter if you switch majors, I think. O_o
xD
I feel so awkward. Being the oldest but like..... so much more innocent. XD
YOU DO IT JANINE. YOU JUST GET DOWN THERE AND DO IT. PRACTICE! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! TONGUE! TONGUE! TONGUE! SUCK!
REPEAT.
@Naz- :3 Oh okay then. I dunno. I like all the stuff you make. XD HAhah. razz
Urgh, it was hottttt.
WEED? D< Naw, I don't think that sort of thing goes on so much here. People smoke weed in their houses. With their parents/uncles. xD
O_o Never read the Great Gatsby. biggrin I want to thoughhhhh.
:B
I got some cleaning done too, since I didn't sit outside all day WAITING. I had this pile of junk in the kitchen (some thing sto go in the garage, some things to go out behind the garage and join the pile of cardboard, ripped pants to be repaired, clothes too icky to be kept, the like)
And did like, half my dishes. D: Ick. But at least I did something. xD I've sorted adopted a 'Just drop somethign somewhere when you're done with it' policy so everything's messy. ICK.
BUT ANYWAYS.
Oh, that's it I think. O_o
BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE
I only know these things through fanfictions. Gay Harry/Snape fanfictions mostly. WTF?
Well, and you guys. xD
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:40 pm
@Jess: I know!! And one of my other nicknames I call Darrell is "love muffin" so when I saw it was on that list I laughed SO hard. XD
Okay. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Jess. heart . . . LOL . . . I DUNNO IF YOU REMEMBER THIS . . . But when Dare asked me to the prom (BEFORE we were dating!) I showed a pic of him to you guys, and you said that curly haired guys give good oral to chicks or something to that extent, and guess what?
They do.
BOOYAH.
I think they got rid of the domo emote for copyright infringement policies, probs. Or maybe they just hated us.
I WILL, NAZ.
@Cass: I dunno either! It's stupid.
I'm thinking about getting a bachelor's degree in information science . . . or maybe in English. And then maybe I could be a research librarian with a freelance copy editing career on the side!
YES! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT! *joygasms* 4laugh
And I seriously LOL'd SOOOOOOO hard at the practice thing, Cass. XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:42 pm
iPotter BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE
I only know these things through fanfictions. Gay Harry/Snape fanfictions mostly. WTF?
Well, and you guys. xD
. . . . . . . . 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:55 pm
WELL THANK YOU. <3 I love all of the things you make and say, so we’re even. Also, the description and effort you place in your posts is very appreciated. I PROMISE MY NEXT POST WILL BE BETTA.
And you MUST read The Great Gatsby. It’s set in the “roaring 20s” I believe, and surrounds a bunch of people so rich they do nothing but hold fabulous parties - and openly have affairs and such. The main character is so great, though: he’s absolutely normal, and the entire book you’re just like “wtf why are you hanging out with dese crazies?”
My house is always somewhat messy. ^_^ I like clutter - it’s much easier to cope with. Because if everything was perfect, I’d be in a hysteric frenzy to keep it perfect all the time, you know?
Also, if you feel suffocated or stressed, pull away and just lick at the head of his c**k - for many, it’s absolutely maddening, and it gives you a chance to gather yourself before you fully continue. Though I’ve heard some guys are too sensitive in that area, so ask Darrel first. XP
LOL. I remember. XD Good. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. Sex is fun. Plus, regardless of all the negative remarks about giving girls oral, it’s quite an entertaining task - and the taste is good, and the scent is just a stronger version of person smell… it’s comforting in a way. And, I dunno, I just like being down there.
TALKING ABOUT GIVING GIRLS ORAL ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT, so I hope Kat isn’t too tired. XD
FANFICTIONS ARE THE NEW SEX EDUCATION.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:06 pm
Will do. ^^ Heheh, about oversensitivity, when Darrell first started fingering me, he overstimulated me and I basically like punched him. XD Completely by accident/subconscious compulsion. It didn't hurt him at all but it was funny to giggle about afterwards.
THIS IS DORKY BUT . . . I don't think I've ever felt as comfortable as I do around Dare. heart ALSO VAGINAS WEIRD ME OUT SO I DON'T THINK I WOULD BE GOOD AT GIVING GIRLS ORAL. XD Buuuuut Darrell seemed to like it . . . heheheh.
YOU GUYS CAN HAVE SEXY TIME, YES?
And I find that highly amusing that you posted that comment on Gilderoy, because I had a fanfic series in mind a few years ago that involved him teaching sex-ed.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:31 pm
x3 @ everything. xD
Ick, clutter. D: It annoys me. I don't mind having lots of things, but it's nice to shove them away in totes and stack them all nice......
Having a lot of stuff means needin ga lot of places for those things. And having to put the stuff back! Ick. Bleh.
Plus I sort of have this thing where I get REALLY frustrated if I can't do this thing that I have in my head I want to do first, first. So then I can't manage to do anything until I can get that one thing done. x_X So I'm having trouble properly organizing because I know I'm just going to pack it up anyways, and there's other things I want to put out/up first when I do. XD
O_o
Yeah, Gilderoy teaching sex-ed is hot. Gimme dis.
And ew, no thx. PPlz can keep their mouths away from my parts there, thanks. I don't think I'd really like that. (Ew boobs either. NO TO PINCHING.)
I'm going to end up a 86 year old virgin and I don't think I'll mind a bit. :3
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:21 am
I never wrote the fanfic . . . but I remember Gilderoy was supposed to say outlandish things in sex-ed, like . . . "Just remember, students--enlargement charms do not work on your genitals. Not that I would need it, haha~!" And the entire class is like: gonk
LOL CASS. Strangely enough, I used to say the same thing . . . in fact, the other day when we were making out, Darrell stopped and said, "You know, I was just thinking of when we first started dating, and you said . . . 'I think french kissing is really gross. I would never do it.' And now look at you . . . " Then I punched him. >_> NRLY. BUT SORT OF.
I stayed up til 4 a.m. talking to Darrell on the phone. x____x But my parents always insist on waking me up by at least 8 a.m. for some unknown and ungodly reason . . . damnit. gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:19 am
I don't wanna go to work today. D: I got work from 1:30-9:15 so it's like, hello, no day for you! I hate that. I'd rather work earlier and get out in time to I dunno... do anything remotely interesting. x_x
Tomorrow at least is 9:15-4, so that will be good. Plus it's time and a half. I am just hoping that they put more people on today, since it's Saturday. Half the time it's just me and the 8-items-or-less aisles open. Plus all the self checkouts, of course.
BUT STILL. D<
Omfg Austin loooves his new PS3. I went over there last night and he had to show me for like an hour all the cool s**t it could do. x3 And going online with it is free, and you can browse the internet with it and lalala. He's in love with it. "Loook. Loook at how shiiny it is. Loookit this game is in widescreen! I am SOLID SNAKE and I am being sneeaky... lookit me sneak up on this guy and snap his neck! LOOOOK! D:"
And I'm like... o_o Cooooool... lol.
*chews on Darrel*
If my parents ever woke me up that early for no reason I would probably KILL THEM. With fire.
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:46 am
@Cassy: You will be proven wrong! Mark my words! XD
I want to organize my closets, but as far as everything else.. sorted clutter is fine with me. XP
@Janine: X3 Don't punch him too hard. Mens cry at night over their day's pain.
Gilderoy teaching sex ed XD OMFG.
@Mike: Ugh, I'm sorry, mah biffle. D: Kat has these crappy 12-9 shifts, it sucks so bad because they're always after a 4:30-11 shifts so we end up staying up late, so she doesn't get up until 11 the next morning. It's so miserable.
PS33333333333333333333333. OMG I want one and I don't even play videogames.
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