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 Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:40 pm
RaukenHisoka Sephiroth cutting his hair shorter OMFG I would KEEL HIM! *loves the hair* *runs away and cries tiny fangirl tears*
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:15 pm
Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ Cloud: Hey Yuffie what'cha playin'? And why're you gettin' such a horrible frame-rate? Yuffie: Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ Cloud: Eh? Yuffie: Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ Cloud: Yuffie? Are you okay? Yuffie: Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ Cloud: ..... I think she's in shock... maybe I should get Cid to come help her... Yuffie: Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ .... Avg.... AVG.... Raping my computer.. alive........ Cloud: Cid.. I think Yuffie needs some help... Cid: ..... YUFFIE!! SNAP OUTTA IT YOU STUPID COUNTER-STRIKE OBSESSED BANDWIDTH WHORE!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: .. Eh? Did someone say pretzels? confused HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait a minute i play cs almost all the tim2 redface
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:18 am
Cloud: Yuffie... Who would be YOUR FF7 bf?
Yuffie:... Mmmm... George Clooney! ^.^
Cloud:.... Yuffie... I said FF "7" NOT Ocean's Eleven!
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:58 pm
Barret:"I never wanted to be a mean guy! i want to be a singer!!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:30 pm
Tifa: Barret, you NEED to stop cursing!
Barret: Why the hell should I?!
Tifa: Because these swear jars are getting way too heavy! Besides, you're up to your 3rd one!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:54 pm
gothcast Barret:"I never wanted to be a mean guy! i want to be a singer!!" lol mr. t
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:48 pm
*Sephiroth about to impale Aerith*Hey!! what did i tell you!?
Sephiroth{in a meek voice}:ummm...nothing goes through you before the wedding?
Aerith:exactly..*beats him over the head with her staff*
Barret*editing a dictionary*:hey Sephiroth! i looked up the definition of "whipped" and found a pic of you!!
*all but Sephiroth and Aerith laugh*
Sephiroth:Hey!!thats not funny!!!
Cloud surprised h yes it is...but.HA! you got the "shaft" man!! HAHAH get it!? hahahah
cause shes beating you with a -{huck} *Cloud falls to the ground with Red XIII's hairpin in his neck*
Red XIII:what?,he was getting annoying and plus,that joke sucked
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:02 am
NishinAlchemist666 Tifa: Barret, you NEED to stop cursing! Barret: Why the hell should I?! Tifa: Because these swear jars are getting way too heavy! Besides, you're up to your 3rd one!!! Tifa: And YOU, Cid!! Cid: *points to himself* ME?!! Tifa: Yeah, YOU. I cut you some slack on that smokign of yours, but your swearing is perhaps worse! If Square Soft didn't sensor out some of the lanuage, then you're be up to EIGHT swear jars! Cid: Well, uh... Tifa: NO "Well, uh..."s!!! You're a discarce to humanity everywhere! Sephiroth: Did someone say "discrace to humanity everywhere"?
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:06 pm
Vincent: Mom, where's my stupid gun?
Cloud: Gotta put in some hair gel before I get caught...
Yuffie: What'd I do with that shiny Materia I found the other day???
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:00 pm
Hojo*has Nanaki in ths cell*:well,ill be damned....the represenatives from P.E.T.A just called.......saying they got a call from a,"Nanaki".......
Nanaki*with a nervous look on his face* surprised h..uhm,about that....uhhh...oh s**t......
Hojo:thats it... its time for a little "expiremental breeding"*gets undressed*
Hanaki:damn.. eek eek eek crying sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:08 pm
Aerith: Uh...Tifa? sweatdrop
Tifa: Yes?
Aerith: Can I ask you something?
Tifa: Yes?
Aerith: -pulls Tifa aside in the middle of a battle and hold up a tampon- How do you use this?
Tifa: ...
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:33 pm
cloud:tifa i need exlax
tifa:but you ALREADY ATE THE WHOLE PACK!!!
cloud:but the taste good
tifa:like roast pork
cloud:how did you no!!!
tifa:becouse i am youre father!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:18 am
Elena: *checking herself in a mirror*
Reno: "Whatcha doing?"
Elena: "Tifa told me the secret to how she got her boobs big, just wondering if it worked... What do you think?"
Reno: "Well, they're bigger... What's her secret?"
Elena: "Well, she says that rubbing them will help, but having them rubbed by someone you like well make them bigger..."
Reno: "You're point?"
Elena: "well... You want to, help me get these bigger?"
Reno: "Nah, I got something to do with Rude later."
Elena: "What the... You're a gay?"
Reno: "Damn straight I am!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:55 pm
Tifa: *Falls down*
Cloud: It's finally happened!
Yuffie: *Hides, quietly laughing, while holding a manual to "Casting Demi for Dummies"*
Cloud: *Sees Yuffie* You cast Demi on Tifa? You meanie!
Yuffie: I didn't even get a chance to cast it! *Starts laughing her a** off*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:43 pm
Mysterious Voice: The party has beaten Sephiroth but......can you face a 100x more deadly challenge!?!
Rude: What the f*ck are you talking about?
Cloud: yeah we beat Sephiroth!! game over right!?
Mysterious Voice: Wrong!!!
*The Ninja Turtles pop out and fight the FF7 people*
Heroe's in a halfshell turtle power!!!
Reno: Omfg
Cloud: I can take them *gets a** kicked*
Cid: Uh I'm gonna walk that way *Rapheal throws Sai and stabs Cid in the back* Damn!! I knew it would end this way!! killed by a abonation of nature!! ARG!!! dead..
*turtles beat up everyone else and corner Tifa*
Tifa: Don't hurt me!! I got Pizza!!
Michelangelo: Well, is it pepperoni?
Tifa: Uh...no?
Leonardo: Shellshock her!! *they beat the crap out of Tifa*
Barret: *walks in with pizza* Hold up guys I got the pepperoni pizza!!
*the turtles and Barret jump*
Barret and the Turtles: COWABUNGA!!!
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