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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:00 pm
"What about a broom? Or something you can beat her with until she's out cold?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:13 pm
"I AIN'T BEATING MY WIFE!!"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:19 pm
"Well then you're screwed..."
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:46 pm
"YOU ALWAYS WERE A USELESS GIT!!"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:50 pm
"Well maybe if SOMEBODY didn't get PISSY when I sedate his wife, MAYBE I'd be more INCLINED to HELP. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He doesn't want to sedate her, so when I give him other options - the ONLY options LEFT - he calls me useless."
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:03 pm
"YA JUST TOLD ME TO BEAT MY WIFE LIKE SOME HICK!"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:56 am
"Well you won't let me sedate her, so that's the only option left to make her go out cold!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:01 am
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:07 am
"Promise not to hurt me."
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:12 am
Gil looked to his left, finding a fire extinguisher.
"...PROMISE..."
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:38 am
"That means absolutely no harm. No cutting, no hitting with anything, no throwing, no threatening my life by dangling me from some high place, AND NO FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:19 pm
"....................................But what if one is already here?"
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:10 pm
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:39 pm
"If you want your wife off, you can't hurt me."
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