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 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:39 pm
Cassandra Sandsmark Wesley Gibson *grabs and punts the kitty out a window* What did the kitty ever do to you? This kitty will rule the feline world.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:40 pm
*Jumps up from the rubble, brushes the debris off his shoulder* IT WAS A BOMB!!! DIDN"T YOU HEAR THE TICKING!?!?!?
*A small explosion in the distance. followed by a meow...*
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:42 pm
Wesley Gibson *Jumps up from the rubble, brushes the debris off his shoulder* IT WAS A BOMB!!! DIDN"T YOU HERE THE TICKING!?!?!? *A small explosion in the distance. followed by a meow...* Oh GOSH! I'm so sorry! You were trying to help us! I didn't mean to hit you! *Helps brush Wesley off* Would you like some milk or soda pop?
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:44 pm
eek It was probably working with Hello Kitty. Kitties are evil. stare
* looks at Wesley*
Sorry about getting angry at you.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:46 pm
Oh, come on. I'd never bomb a cat. I may be an arrogant, megalomaniacal a*****e, but I'm not a monster. Jeez.Besaides. Have you everr tried to get a cat to go where it was supposed to go when it was supposed to go there? It's logistically impossible.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:47 pm
Mary Batson Wesley Gibson *Jumps up from the rubble, brushes the debris off his shoulder* IT WAS A BOMB!!! DIDN"T YOU HERE THE TICKING!?!?!? *A small explosion in the distance. followed by a meow...* Oh GOSH! I'm so sorry! You were trying to help us! I didn't mean to hit you! *Helps brush Wesley off* Would you like some milk or soda pop? I'll take the closest thing to Sierra Mist, please *touches side and winces in pain* Oww... I think I broke a rib. Anyways, that was Lex Luthor's kitty, very far from innocent I'd say. *finds the bar remote to put on Krypto the Superdog on Cartoonnetwork, show Lex Luthor's Kitty doing shinanigans*
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:49 pm
*Hands Wesley a Sierra Mist*
Oh I feel so bad! sad
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:49 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Oh, come on. I'd never bomb a cat. I may be an arrogant, megalomaniacal a*****e, but I'm not a monster. Jeez.Besaides. Have you everr tried to get a cat to go where it was supposed to go when it was supposed to go there? It's logistically impossible. Do you let your cat play in the research lab? does he play cat and mouse with small explosives? He might have eaten one of your projects...
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:50 pm
Wesley Gibson Mary Batson Wesley Gibson *Jumps up from the rubble, brushes the debris off his shoulder* IT WAS A BOMB!!! DIDN"T YOU HERE THE TICKING!?!?!? *A small explosion in the distance. followed by a meow...* Oh GOSH! I'm so sorry! You were trying to help us! I didn't mean to hit you! *Helps brush Wesley off* Would you like some milk or soda pop? I'll take the closest thing to Sierra Mist, please *touches side and winces in pain* Oww... I think I broke a rib. Anyways, that was Lex Luthor's kitty, very far from innocent I'd say. *finds the bar remote to put on Krypto the Superdog on Cartoonnetwork, show Lex Luthor's Kitty doing shinanigans* Oh, come on! That show hgas me owning an iguana. AN IGUAN! Like I'd own such a useless and lazy beast.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:53 pm
Mary Batson *Hands Wesley a Sierra Mist* Oh I feel so bad! sad *takes off his gas mask* Me at my most vulnerable moment... *sips the soda, wincing as he inhales* Owwie!
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:54 pm
Wesley Gibson Mary Batson *Hands Wesley a Sierra Mist* Oh I feel so bad! sad *takes off his gas mask* Me at my most vulnerable moment... *sips the soda, wincing as he inhales* Owwie! *Cries* I'm sorry!
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:55 pm
Wesley Gibson Lex Joseph Luthor Oh, come on. I'd never bomb a cat. I may be an arrogant, megalomaniacal a*****e, but I'm not a monster. Jeez.Besaides. Have you everr tried to get a cat to go where it was supposed to go when it was supposed to go there? It's logistically impossible. Do you let your cat play in the research lab? does he play cat and mouse with small explosives? He might have eaten one of your projects... You know, you remind me of Casey Jones. next thing you know, you'll be wearing a hockey mask and a golf bag full of random sports clubs. And hanging out with adolescent terrapins.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:00 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Wesley Gibson Lex Joseph Luthor Oh, come on. I'd never bomb a cat. I may be an arrogant, megalomaniacal a*****e, but I'm not a monster. Jeez.Besaides. Have you everr tried to get a cat to go where it was supposed to go when it was supposed to go there? It's logistically impossible. Do you let your cat play in the research lab? does he play cat and mouse with small explosives? He might have eaten one of your projects... You know, you remind me of Casey Jones. next thing you know, you'll be wearing a hockey mask and a golf bag full of random sports clubs. And hanging out with adolescent terrapins. I don't hang out with pre-pubesent turtles in sewers. I'm more of a middle-aged alligator in aquaducts kinda guy...
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:02 pm
Did someone say terrapin?
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:03 pm
Mary Batson Wesley Gibson Mary Batson *Hands Wesley a Sierra Mist* Oh I feel so bad! sad *takes off his gas mask* Me at my most vulnerable moment... *sips the soda, wincing as he inhales* Owwie! *Cries* I'm sorry! It's alright, I do the same to anyone that cruel to animals... *winces, then walks over to the nearest chair and flips the channel to "The Great Escape"*
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