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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:24 pm
jeffhitmanhardy Matt Hardy 1.0 jeffhitmanhardy Matt Hardy 1.0 *Makes a spare key for Ashley* "Is that for my locker room? If so, tell her she's not allowed in with a shirt on." *Smacks* It'f for my locker room!And if you lay one eye on Ashley when she's naked,I will snap your neck! ((Wait, i thought you rented a room for Jeff's. i'm confused)) "A little too late for that!" *Runs away* ((That room is for Matt to get away from everything)) *Chases*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:25 pm
Mike Bucci Melina_Perez_MNM Mike Bucci Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Melina_Perez_MNM You poor sweetheart. If you want, I could finance your plastic surgery so you'll look like Brad Pitt? That'd be nice. sad Alright. *Writes out a check, and hands it to Joey.* Take it to Angelina Jolie's plastic surgeon. He made her a success with those lips; he can work magic on your face to make you look good again. 3nodding So that's where you got your chest. Brilliant. You wish I got my chest from him. talk2hand Joey: Aww, you're welcome, Joey. smile So you admit you got breast implants? Nope.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:25 pm
Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though...
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:26 pm
Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:26 pm
Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though...
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:27 pm
Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Beavis and Butt-Head's father's were groupies from Motley Crue. ((Seriously,they were))
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:27 pm
Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:28 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised Yes.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:28 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised I'm interested. surprised
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:33 pm
Matt Hardy 1.0 Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised I'm interested. surprised Why in the world would we tell a nobody like you what happened?
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:34 pm
((My computer froze up!!))
*loops back around*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:35 pm
Matt Hardy 1.0 Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Joey! So nice to have finally met you. Im Edge, good friend of Johnny and Melina, and believe me, they sure know how to party. I've been to one of their hollywood parties and I got to make out with Tara Reid and got a lapdance from JLO.....of course they were both drunk at the time. Heard a lot about you from Johnny and Melina, you seem pretty cool. You made out with Tara Reid? Dude. That's so not cool. Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised I'm interested. surprised What makes you think you're interesting enough to hear the tale? stare
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:36 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Matt Hardy 1.0 Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised I'm interested. surprised What makes you think you're interesting enough to hear the tale? stare Even former MNM members deserve to hear it!
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:40 pm
Matt Hardy 1.0 Melina_Perez_MNM Matt Hardy 1.0 Melina_Perez_MNM Joey Matthews Trent Valentine Dude I was so drunk I thought she was a groupie from Motley Crue or Van Halen or something, her mouth tasted like an ashtray though... Hmm. I guess I can believe that. The three of us have gotten into humiliating situations before, thanks to alcohol. I'd rather not say what happened. You mean that first night we celebrated you guys winning the Tag Team Titles? surprised I'm interested. surprised What makes you think you're interesting enough to hear the tale? stare Even former MNM members deserve to hear it! You don't deserve to hear the tale, Matt. You don't need to hear it, either. Leave it at that.
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