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 Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:33 pm
What? Can't a guy clone himself? gonk
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:26 pm
Foul-mouthed, plasma-shooting alien ******** that think they're Predators=cool beans and an MA5B. 'Nuff said.
Creepy Alien-a** facehuggin' mofo s**t=not for Raven Five. No thank you.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:46 pm
Revision.
Creepy a** Alien-wannabe facehuggin' mofo s**t=M90 and seven sentinels. Pwned.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:33 pm
Chris, you do realize that it took half an M40A1's 10mm high explosive 50 round pulsar clip to take out just a FACE HUGGER Alien, right? An M90 won't even make the b*****d flinch. Even if you shoot it in the head at point blank. And I have no ********' idea what a Sentinal is other than the machine-thingie from the Matrix.
And as for those wannabe Predator n00bs/guilds, ******** 'em. ~_~ They're damned idiots... Though maybe I should test out the Galaxy Gun's effectiveness against a few of those n00bs... Hmm.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:06 pm
Now that we've estabilished that you're all a bunch of dorks...
Lets get to the escape shall we? I wanna play.. and it kinda sucks that no one is playing! >_>
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:21 pm
Dischord Now that we've estabilished that you're all a bunch of dorks...
Lets get to the escape shall we? I wanna play.. and it kinda sucks that no one is playing! >_> I'm a gun-loving pyromaniac, n00b-hating, genocidal, dork! If you're gonna label me, then label me right, damnish! mad Edit: Did I mention the 'egotistical' part? And... Uh... I'm sick! Yeah, so I can't uh... RP! Yeah, that's right! I seriously need to pay a Jew to write down some better excuses fer me. gonk
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:37 pm
Raven. You're an idiot.
Foul-mouthed, plasma-shooting alien ******** that think they're Predators=Covenant
Creepy a** Alien-wannabe facehuggin' mofo s**t=the Flood.
Get a brain, and Halo. Moron.
And J, we kinda need people to RP the escape. razz
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:43 pm
I haven't played Halo. Just read the books... ._.
Image that. I can read books. surprised Shocking.
Annnnnnyyyyywwwwwasssssssss...
I didn't see the plasma-shooting part, which would've given it away... The Predator-wannabe didn't help either since the Xenomorphs from the Alien quadrilogy are Predator spawn.
And the Flood don't just hug people's faces, damnish! They latch onto anywhere close to the spine and then proceed to take over their mind... Or something. *Hasn't read Halo: The Flood in a while.*
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:45 pm
Boots Raven into a roomful of Flood crawlies.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:54 pm
*Takes out a lighter and several cans of kerosene.*
BURN! BURN BURN BURN!
*Pours gasoline on all the Floodlings (The bubble-like ones that multiply when they go POP!) and Flood (The undead-like bastards). Then kicks a hole in the wall, switches the lighter on, throws it at the nearest Floodling, and runs like ********: And on my last post, I said they just latched onto the back. That's completely untrue. They, instead, make/open a cavity in the body, then crawl in. The Floodling then proceeds to take over the victim's mind, and turn them into one of the Flood.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:00 pm
While Raven's trying to do all that, the Flood crawlies infect his a**.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:11 pm
*Chops his a** off and gets a new one.* xd
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:12 pm
As he's doing so, the Flood thugs pound him into mush.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:25 pm
*Attempts to blink, but instead his mushy body wiggles. The mush then forms into the shape of his body... And instantly, the mush solidifies and takes the form of Raven.*
Weeee!
*Grabs the nearest one's throat and presses his thumb into the Flood's carotid artery so hard that it literally busts through the bastards skin and disconnects the blood flow to the Flood's brain. It dies shortly thereafter, and then proceeds to bludgeon the rest into submission with the 400 pound Flood.*
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