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 Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:32 pm
*the fight scene with Zack and Sephiroth in Last Order*
Sephiroth: Now the fate of the world shall beside how it should be
Zack: In MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Sephiroth: Yes..wait what?
*Zack rips out Sephiroths spine and throws him into a spike pit*
WINNER, ZACK
FLAWLESS VICTORY
BONUSE 10,000 POINTS
Zack:Alright high score!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:31 pm
*The group finishes of "Safer" Sephiroth*
Mortal Kombat Announcer: *In Cloud's Head* (!!Finish Him!!)
Cloud: ..... Alright! *performs Omnislash on Tifa*
Everyone Else: eek
Cloud: What? It said to finish him.....
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:23 pm
Reno: Hey everyone I have an Idea!!
Cloud: What?
Reno: Well since we have a Final Fantasy of almost everything I think its time for a............MUSIC VIDEO!!!!
Barret: Yeah!!!
Cid: In that case we need a bunch of half naked hot girls making out with each other and we are in the middle of it!!
Cait Sith: Did someone say orgy?
Reno: No Cait Sith, Bad Cait Sith
Cait Sith: Aww..... crying
Reno: I dib the lead singer!!, Barret your bassist
Barret: Why do I have to be the bassist!?
Reno: Cause your fingers are to big for a guitar, your singing sucks, and you'd smash the drum set
Barret: My singing kicks a**!! I like big butts I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny!
Reno: God no!!!
Cloud: What? it ain't have bad!
Reno: You don't understand what happen's!!
*everyone sings*
Reno: SEE!?
Zack: Don't worry Zack already has the music video ready, but first
*runs everyone thats singing over with his escalade*
Zack: Now lets go film that music video! I dib vocals!!
Cloud: Like hell you will! I can sing better then you!!
Zack: Your gonna sing some emo crap >.>
Cloud: Um...no...
Zack: And I'm gonna sing like, "HELL YEA!!! GET UP GET UP RIGHT NOW, HOLLYWOOD LETS STAR A REVOLUTION!! ROCK IS DEAD BUT THE DEAD WILL COME UNDONE!!!!!!" then I go into a wicked guitar solo!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:45 pm
Aeris: I could have any 1 thing?
Cloud: Yes, all you must do is say what it is you wish for.
Aeris: Hmmmm..... How about..... I want to be a man named Bob!
Cloud: O_o;
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:02 am
(after entering the final battles)
Cloud:At what time did sephiroth get 50 feet tall and grow a wing
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:51 pm
Cloud: Maybe this sword is a bit too big... I think I should file it down a bit...
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:59 pm
Tifa: "Hey Cloud, somebody told me, you had a boyfriend, who looked a like a girlfriend."
Cloud: "Are you mad? I don't have..."
Sephiroth: "Cloudy-Poo! Come on, you promised you'd bring me to the movies!"
Cloud: "Sephirina, I mean.. Um..."
Tifa: "Ha, told ya. You owe me 69G."
Yuffie: "s**t... Wait, I just got the joke..."
Tifa: "Yup, Jhay told me that joke."
Jhay: "Huhuhhuhuh, that was cool."
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:00 am
Sephiroth: Is your mama a llama?
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:55 pm
Sephiroth: hey i'm sorry about destroying nibelheim cloud and tifa. let's go to midgar and get some ice cream! but first can u lend me 1,000 gil?
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:00 pm
Jhay-R Vincent: *walks in all wobbly* "Whassup ebrybody! Binvent is in de house!" Yuffie: "Dude, the hell's wrong with you?" Vincent: "Hahaahaha! Drank dis here beer, thought it was water... Guess not!" *grabs Yuffie and squeezes her* "Aw, I love you more than Hello Kitty and Moogles cobineded-ed!" Yuffie: "Somebody fricking help me!" Vincent: *lets go of her and walks up to Cloud* "Oh, Cloud, pare, pare.... Dude, Tifa's cheating on you with me!" Cloud: "What? Is this true?" Tifa: "No way! I'm not cheating on you with Vincent, I only cheat on you with other women! Like Aeris and Yuffie when we go on girl's night out." Cloud: "Oh... Wha?" Vincent: "Oh-kay, maybe that was a lie... But I gotta tell you the biggest secret in the world!" *comes up close to Cloud* *starts to whisper* "Tifa, she's got some big a** boobs, but Yuffie's are bigger..." Cloud: "Hell you talking about? Yuffie's are hella small when compared to Tifa!" Tifa: "Hello?" Yuffie: "We're right here!" Vincent: "Yeah, yeah, whatever... Well, Yuffie ties up her breasts so they look all small, but they're freaking bigger than my head, man!" Yuffie: "Shut up!" *beats Vincent down with a stick* "Heheh, he's drunk, don't listen to him..." 'That's supposed to be our biggest secret! Damn, am I gonna beat the crap out of him some more when we get home!' lol this was funny
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:29 am
Cloud:Vincent
Vincent:What?
Cloud:Got any gum
Vincent: eek
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:38 pm
Something like Tifa I love u from Cloud
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:19 pm
sephiroth and cloud after watching harry potter the goblet of fire:
cloud: whoa dude that voldemort guy is stronger than u.
sephiroth: hell no!
cloud: did u see he beat the crap out of that guy.
sephiroth: and what i beat the crap out of aeris.
cloud: yeah both of u are very alike.
sephiroth: mmm i think i am starting to like this voldemort guy.
cloud: man your patethic.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:33 pm
Vincent: Hey, Cid...
Cid: Yeah?
Vincent: Oh nothing... just felt like talking
Cid:... O...K...
_________________________-
Cloud: aw frick, my nail just broke... Tifa can I borrow your file again?
_________________________-
Yuffie: You know... I'm thinking of giving up on stealing materia. I mean, if someone stole my materia, I'd be pretty sad! What do think?
Vincent: Well, you have to let the odds justify the ends!
Yuffie: AH!
_________________________-
Cloud: Uh... Oh...
_________________________-
Cid: Sephiroth! You just crushed my plane!
Sephiroth: Uh oh spaghetti o's!
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 pm
cloud:damn i ran out of phoenix down. sorry arith no mp. that sucks.........
ok guys let go
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