An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon herreturn, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye
not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff . . . dad . . . I became a prostitute . . . ."
"Ye what? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this Luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate
for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht
in the Riviera, and . . . ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl,crying again, "Sniff, sniff . . . a prostitute dad! Sniff,sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant! Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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