Hauraunah
Me: Yeah... I don't think you're getting your heart back Deadpool... That said... Could I have your junk?
mrgreen Deadpool: Ponders that one for a moment. walks off, comes back with arm full of old stuff.
"My junks.' Holds it out proudly.
'i think she was talking about our awsome junk. ya know what i mean.'
"Little Wade?" Looks shocked. "But I use that to pee with!"
'dude, you can just use a garden hose.'
'true. we did it before.'
"Wait.. Every time I cut somthing off it grows back stronger right?"
'i think so.'
'I like that logic.'
"BRB." Drops junk and leaves. Sounds of a chainsaw echo through the thread.
Deadpool comes back with a box, walking funny and looks a bit queazy.
"Here ya go..... Pretty lady..." Falls over.