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Exxos

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:50 pm


undefined dad
Everything was just duckie until someone blew a hole in the wall. Which if we are not in space, how did we go into a time portal??? I thought we had landed the canteen back on Gaia where it took off from along time back???? Oh well. What do I know. Bow before me slaves of where ever we are suppose to be at???

The trans-linear acceleration coils absorbed the temporal flux inhibitance and created a trans-temporal encapsulation effect. In layman's terms, the canteen is now in three places and one place at the same time. We're where we are, where this point is in the universe at times in the past, and nowhere.

That said, the utility closet in the basement is off-limits, there is a bit of a backlash from the shields and it is feeding through the margins – of which one runs through there. So to avoid being lost in time, space, or being molested alive and skinned in the butt by hyperspace daemons – stay out of there.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:23 am


A faint smell like feta cheese and a well-lubed up goat permeate the canteen as an odd sensation ripples through its confines, momentarily dazing the occupants.

The canteen shakes as a massive crash rings out and the head of a great statue falls into the Mediterranean Sea...

Okay... Well at least we now know what really destroyed the Colossus of Rhodes... My bad. xd

Welcome to ancient Greece, let's get our Bacchus on! Orgy optional, but encouraged!


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Lainauriel

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:36 am


Aaaa ancient Greece party! Yay! I love those;D

*jumps around happily
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:09 am


ahhh lovely Greece..

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@Undefined - have no fear! No matter how crazy things get there is always a quiet unaffected corner where you can relax and put your feet up.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:38 pm


Thanks cam, but I think that i will ride my bike down into the cellar and see if I can go back in time to the point when I wasn't married the 1st time around. See you! (grabs bottle of Bowmores and some horsedovers and rides to the basement, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.).
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:43 pm


I love this time portal! Taking us to so many different times and places, but I don't have any clothes for most of them! whee

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:28 pm


cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine
Wow. I'm back. Aww!! If only I could of stayed back in 1983-84, I would not of gotten married to the first one in 85 or the sequel in 90, or the estranged in 95. Now I'm back here and life goes back to r/l because YES BOYS AND GIRLS-IT'S MONDAY AGAIN!!!! Keep on rocking everyone. smile
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:11 am


The canteen shakes yet again as the temporal fields shift and jerk us forward in time yet again.

As the occupants shake off their disorientation, the canteen skids lazily over a beach on the Italian peninsula as scared Romans flee in terror from, in their point of view, a swirling orifice of light with a bunch of drunk people in togas and a guy on a motorcycle glare at them.

A number of thumps ring out as the canteen grazes an orchard of olive trees and slowly comes to a stop. Sounds echo down the hillsides from a city in the distance along with the smells of many types of foods cooked with spices from across the Mediterranean and beyond.

Welcome to 10CE and Ancient Roma! Lions and republics and empires! Oh my!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:46 am


Ok Thank you for your patience! Here is a list of all who participated in the random number roll.

Tiika Firedancer
Minky Lestrange
Undefined Dad
Metal Walflower
Exxos
Teeshann
xx_KiraxYamato_xx
Gavic
Lainauriel
FieryLavaElf
Lamb of God27
Lexille
Kujujuwa

Nobody actually got 250 so the winner is who got the closest! There are two winners who each were only two away..
Minky Lestrange rolled a 252 and FieryLavaElf rolled a 248 so big congrats to you both!!!!

Huge thanks to all that participated!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:17 am


Camwen thanks!!

Exxos great avatar!

*eats some grapes

Lainauriel


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:17 am


Thanks for the prize, Camwen.
Undefined, if I could do that (no exes), and still have my kids, that would be the way to go. Maybe if we could alter it to go to a parallel dimension... I could have my cake and eat it too!
Hey... (takes stitches the grick, and throws it into the utility closet, watching the light fluctuate). See ya guys! (Dives in)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:36 pm


thanks camwen.

loving the time travel.

Teeshann


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:44 pm


^0^ Thank you soooo much Camwen!!!! *huggles her gift*
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:12 pm


Thank you camwen for the gift. Lets see when in Rome do as the Romans do, Well they are all sun bathing goat molesting people and thats not for me so I will stay in here and drink more Bowmores and eat shrimp lo'mein. (Walks over to the jukebox and plays from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show- Lets do the time warp again!!") blaugh

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:36 pm


undefined dad
Thank you camwen for the gift. Lets see when in Rome do as the Romans do, Well they are all sun bathing goat molesting people and thats not for me so I will stay in here and drink more Bowmores and eat shrimp lo'mein. (Walks over to the jukebox and plays from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show- Lets do the time warp again!!") blaugh

I'm not even sure how to respond to your description of Romans...
never mind then... moving on

Enjoy your Bowmore and shrimp lo'mein. 4laugh

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