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 Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:52 pm
Cloud to other characters:
"I've decided to become a pacifest and join a priesthood because i can not take revenge on Sephiroth for i have fallen deeply in love with him"
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:28 am
Sephiroth:well im tired of walking all over the place so im just gonna blow up jupiter.
CLoud:well now that sephiroth is gone who am i gonna kill at the end... come here cait sith...
several gorey mins later
CLoud:im hungry
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:31 am
Sephiroth: ...Oh, hey, Cloud...
Cloud: Uh... Are you okay...?
Sephiroth: I guess... You know what's scary, though...?
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: That... -points over his shoulder-
Cloud: -looks to see Hojo caressing Jenova- Hmmm... Kinky...
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:22 pm
Tifa and Cloud stuck on an unamed island:
Tifa: "Aw, what the crap Jhay? Why stick us on this damned island?"
Jhay: "I lived there for the first few years of my life, deal with it!"
Cloud: "Well, I propose we repopulate this entire island. Seeing as you and I are the only two around..."
Tifa: "Get away from me, dillweed."
Cloud: "Shut up, Bunghole!"
Jhay: "This is getting weird..."
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:49 pm
Jhay-R Tifa and Cloud stuck on an unamed island: Tifa: "Aw, what the crap Jhay? Why stick us on this damned island?" Jhay: "I lived there for the first few years of my life, deal with it!" Cloud: "Well, I propose we repopulate this entire island. Seeing as you and I are the only two around..." Tifa: "Get away from me, dillweed." Cloud: "Shut up, Bunghole!" Jhay: "This is getting weird..." Tifa: Oh and you expect ME to ever even let you TOUCH me?! CLoud: Well if that's how it's gonna be then FINE! *walks off towards a patch of palm trees* I'll just have to repopulate with the spikey haired trees! scream
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:06 pm
Deaths Apprentice Jhay-R Tifa and Cloud stuck on an unamed island: Tifa: "Aw, what the crap Jhay? Why stick us on this damned island?" Jhay: "I lived there for the first few years of my life, deal with it!" Cloud: "Well, I propose we repopulate this entire island. Seeing as you and I are the only two around..." Tifa: "Get away from me, dillweed." Cloud: "Shut up, Bunghole!" Jhay: "This is getting weird..." Tifa: Oh and you expect ME to ever even let you TOUCH me?! CLoud: Well if that's how it's gonna be then FINE! *walks off towards a patch of palm trees* I'll just have to repopulate with the spikey haired trees! scream From a few miles away: Yuffie: "Aw man, this was the greatest idea yet!" Jhay: "I know. They think they're actually on a deserted island, but this is actually a small island in Philippines! Aw man..." Tifa: "Aw, you sick little p***k! Fine, if you're going to do it with a tree, I'll do it with... Um... Wait... That's stupid..." Cloud: "Come here tree, it'll only hurt a little at first..." Tifa: "Ew, grossness!" Jhay: o.o Yuffie: "Dude, he's actually gonna do it..." Jhay: "$5 Tifa's going to join him..." Yuffie: "You're on!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:24 am
Cloud and Tifa's wedding night:
Cloud walks into hotel room to see Tifa kissing chuck norris.
Cloud: what the heck is going on here Tifa i thought you loved me crying
Tifa: oh shut up cloud i gave up on you a long time ago, your just too gay to turn straight!
Cloud: what are you talking about of course im straight!
Tifa: then exsplain that night in Vegas with Sephiroth!
Cloud: How did you find out about that?!?! oops i mean ummmm....well you see the thing is that i....
Tifa: just as i thought
Me: eek
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:27 am
Cloud: ..... If Crime doesn't pay.... Then does that mean my job's a crime? crying
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:46 am
Sephiroth: What was my line again?
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:59 pm
GreKaosAngel Sephiroth: What was my line again? Yuffie: Hey! That's my line! crying
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:31 pm
(sigh haven't done this in a while)
*Rude is just walking down the street holding a green mask, and then he see's Reno holding a red mask, they stare each other down*
Reno: We meet again
Rude: This time I will show you no mercy!! *puts on mask, turns into reptile*
REPTILE!!!
*Reno puts on mask and becomes Ermac*
ERMAC!!!
Reno and Rude: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*they fight*
Elena: Tseng they are doing it again!!
Tseng: Yay I came prepared *puts on a purple mask*
RAIN!!!
Tseng: YAAAAAAAARGHH!!!!!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT TIME FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! I'M GONNA FREAKING EAT YOUR INTESTINE'S!!!
*Rude pulls of mask and eats Tseng's head*
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:56 pm
Tifa: *walks in to clouds room* Cloud it's time to save the world again
Cloud: b-but...i want to stay here and play with my dollys! crying
Tifa: no it's time to go kill sephiroth and save the world! scream
Cloud: i dont wannna crying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud Strife!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you go out there and kill Sephiroth right now mister or no more dolls ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
Cloud: eek *gasps* you wouldnt!
Tifa: try me stressed
Cloud: fine *mumbles jeez what is she my mom?*
Tifa: i heard that stressed
Me: eek ........
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:37 pm
Zack:I shall defeat Sephiroth....with the power...of............ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Zack pulls out a guitar and plays hard core music*
Zack:RAWWWR!!!!
Sephiroth: ARG!!! the music!! its too....hardcore for my brain!!! *head explodes*
Zack:Whoa it worked!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:57 pm
*Scene*
Right when Cloud falls from the Reactor 5.
Grekaosangel-You guys did remember to replace the roof with breakthough tiles right?
Aeris-That was Sephiroth's Job.
Grekaosangel-Oh s**t...don't tell Cloud to......*whistling noise* Jesus...
Cloud-Wow this was pretty eas...*hits the roof, and doesnt go through*
Grekaosangel-Would someone call 911?
Aeris-I'm not cleaning that up!
Grekaosangel-Sephiroth! *Points to Cloud's unconscious body*
Sephiroth-....my bad.
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:27 am
Tifa: Yeah.... they're implants. Bite me.
Barret: My first metal arm was an eggbeater heart
Cloud: I'm... I'm not a natural blonde crying
RedXIII: Who the hell is the mother of my two kids!?
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