After they did a bunch of unpleasant sexuality tests they determined that he wasn't attracted to that sort of thing anyway, he was probably just too drunk to tell who it was~
Hey, remember when Saiko Koneko was having that thing she drew critiqued and I decided I ought to post the thing I had been drawing in my spare time but never finishing? No? Well here it is anyway.

This is basically the "No effort to make the lines look nice" lineart I made of it after taking a picture of it with my sister's digital camera... which sucks for taking pictures of pencil drawings. So much in fact that it was impossible for me to determine where the gray lines were, so the details of the hair and some of the upper body are missing but the rest was nothing but guide lines anyway.
The staff of sorts was supposed to be like the rod of Hermes with decorative piece on top, the crap at the bottom is meant to be a counterweight to balance the thing. I'll need a picture of the staff of Hermes before I try to draw a rod with two cylenders winding around it again...
And now the justification of the obvious tentacle monster on her back. It's like that monk in the diablo games who became the prison for Baal- but in this case just a geletinous monster no one was able to kill. If I had ever had the patience for RPG Maker 2k3 her quest to get rid of that thing would have probably been in my finished product~ It's also more of a snail-dragon than a tentacle monster but I've learned that snails have tentacles on the front of their faces... so screw it- tentacle monster.
I left out the hands because they looked like crap anyway. Everything below the waist was just to calm my obsessive-compulsiveness until I could get the torso and arms how I wanted them.
I'm relatively sure that this is as far as I'm going to get with this before I start over again~