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 Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:35 pm
To steal everyone's receipts so people can't return their unwanted gifts.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:24 am
for palpatine to disguise himself as the most unlikely suspect and secretly terrorize the galaxy until he's unmasked by a meddling kid
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:34 pm
To travel the systems in a beat up freighter handling odd jobs and hunting bounties all the while dealing with galactic anomalies, a galactic depression, and figures from a past life.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:35 pm
to get everyone in the guild a military uniform, or at the least, the same outfit Cale's wearing.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:52 pm
To find a way around their troops critical weakness : courageous teddy bears with attitude and cute little weapons.
To have their best Admirals start a Heavy Metal band.
To make a party robot.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:10 pm
To have a talk show called Palpatine Tonight where guests are given a safe zone to say anything they want and then killed after the show.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:18 pm
To develop a decent super weapon and stop giving money to Grand Moff Darksun.
Corellian Ray?
Please.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:11 pm
To find out why Kenny won't die!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:34 pm
To send out teams of explorers to prove the Empire is destined to rule the galaxy and that the human race is predestined to be the ruling race of the galaxy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:20 pm
To make like a million doomsday machines and still not have a single answering machine.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:14 pm
To explain to FP that Kenny does die. And is replaced by another child, whose name happens to be Kenny.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:37 pm
To start a civil war in the imperial ranks thus leading to the deployment of two seprate bases in a pointless little box canyon.
One base is staffed by red stormtroopers, the other blue.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:01 pm
To invent self-igniting, self-fighting lightsabers
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:11 am
For Palpatine to give control of the galaxy to his greatest apprentice, Darth Jar Jar (think, if it wasn't for Jar Jar, there would be no Empire).
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:39 am
To test the theory that Crix Madine does in fact have 72 chromesomes as opposed to the average human's 23, and to test if indeed they are all poisonous.
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