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 Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:29 pm
He burned down the gym - killing all my vampire minions.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:38 pm
Because she was keeping, not something cool like vampires, but a bunch of new kids on the block and hanson fangirls with mental problems and foam helmets while calling them vampires.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:59 pm
He made a bunch of blood puddings and used my very expensives shoes as pans.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:01 am
is a vampire that sucks people's blood to observe the horror in people's eyes... and then write stories that no one thought it was based on her killing experience..
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:38 am
he wanted me to take care of his mother in her old age
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:33 am
refers me as a male. crying
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:02 pm
Always borrowed my sweaters without asking.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:41 pm
is petty! >: (
we were married.. so what's mine is yours.. and what's yours is mine too! lol..
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:19 am
Tried to shove hot cabbages and spring onions up my butt as a virility treatment.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:43 pm
For some reason, he screamed at the sight of spring onions every single time!
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:35 pm
I am Dæmonborne and she is Angellskrauft, so intimacy resulted in an intense burning sensation from mutual purification/depurification.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:43 pm
I suffered from temporary insanity.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:22 pm
And explosive diarrhea during intimacy. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:32 pm
He wanted everything Julienned.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:42 pm
She took that too literally and julienned the kids.
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