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[~Rommie~]

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:17 pm

I got a phone call from Jeff and he left a message saying

"Sara, gimem a call, I got theresults from the fertility clinic, call me to see if you are pregnant"

So I'm grounded "indenfinatly"

SO I wont be here for awhile

please dpnt kick me out

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:19 pm

One word: suck.

Soleq
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[~Rommie~]

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:35 pm

[~Rommie~]

I got a phone call from Jeff and he left a message saying

"Sara, gimem a call, I got theresults from the fertility clinic, call me to see if you are pregnant"

So I'm grounded "indenfinatly"

SO I wont be here for awhile

please dpnt kick me out

BTW my parents already think i am sleeping around . IM NOT

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:52 pm

I want to rip my uterus out and beat someone over the head with it! AUGH. I can't ******** walk right, hurts so ******** bad.

Leviticus can shove it

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Captain_Sipid_Peabody

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:56 pm

Leviticus can shove it

I want to rip my uterus out and beat someone over the head with it! AUGH. I can't ******** walk right, hurts so ******** bad.

That shouldn't be hard, as according to the master gynecologist Dr. Shoe, all your organs are held inside your body by various pins. If you can knock them lose, your uterus should just fall right out.

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:47 pm

Captain_Sipid_Peabody

Leviticus can shove it

I want to rip my uterus out and beat someone over the head with it! AUGH. I can't ******** walk right, hurts so ******** bad.

That shouldn't be hard, as according to the master gynecologist Dr. Shoe, all your organs are held inside your body by various pins. If you can knock them lose, your uterus should just fall right out.

I like the sound of ripping it out and beating the next person that harasses me with it much better. I can vent, and my uterus wont be killing me. Sure, I'll have a gaping hole in my abdomen, but I cant win 'em all. *shrugs*

Leviticus can shove it

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Soleq
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:51 pm

*is thankful he's a guy*

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:53 pm

A student locked himself inside my classroom closet today. A few minutes passed and I heard "can someone let me out..."

Soleq
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Captain_Sipid_Peabody

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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:56 pm

Soleq

A student locked himself inside my classroom closet today. A few minutes passed and I heard "can someone let me out..."

Haha. I hope you left him in there.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:04 pm

Soleq

A student locked himself inside my classroom closet today. A few minutes passed and I heard "can someone let me out..."

rofl

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Leviticus can shove it

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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:13 pm

Soleq

A student locked himself inside my classroom closet today. A few minutes passed and I heard "can someone let me out..."

Roffle. I know a kid that locked himself in a band locker last year. We didn't let him out for a while.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:09 pm

Leviticus can shove it

Soleq

A student locked himself inside my classroom closet today. A few minutes passed and I heard "can someone let me out..."

Roffle. I know a kid that locked himself in a band locker last year. We didn't let him out for a while.

That's pretty great. I remember the time Marie put herself into her locker (to prove she could) and David walked by and closed her lock and she had to shout her combination to me (while fighting claustrophobia). Good times.

Yesterday was great. x100.