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 Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:22 am
One Winged Engel Diablo Darkfire Rktikfox tinychinadoll Diablo Darkfire tinychinadoll Seph: --putting down teh Masamune-- Actually, Cloud, now that I think about it... you have a point. Cloud: I got my point right here.... -Pokes Sephiroth in the eye- I win! I will now rule the world! now how did he kill him just by poking him in the eye...that is what I would like to know O_o...I thought Seph would at least cry or something... >.> Pst.... Some people just do not know how to have fun... why? what did the joke ever do to you? you heartless b*****d! crying ( xd jk ) Oooh Oooh...Thats it.... I got one.... >.>; Cloud: Yuffie will you bare my children? Yuffie: o.O; Erm....Pervert! -Slams the Shuriken over his head- Vincent: *Poses all Pokemon style* That's right because she is having my child! Tifa: Hey! Vincent your supposed to be the quiet mysterious one... Not the stupid one.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:49 pm
Aeris: "You know what guys? I think I'm going to go get a Botox injection!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:18 pm
guardianviper *Reeve watches Cait Sith get crushed at the temple of the ancients* Reeve:"Snake? What Happened?! Snake? SNAAAAKE!" ... "awww crap, wrong line. do over!" Cloud: yeah, you really screwed up, man. you feeling ok? Yuffie: actually, it sorta makes sense...Cloud's got blonde hair and acts like a weenie, just like Raiden... Red XIII: and Barret would be like that handicapped bomb specialist... Aeris: *mumbles* and Tifa would be like Raiden's annoying, whiny-a** girlfriend, Rose... Cid: Hey, Numbskulls! while all of you were pissing around, Sephiroth just stole the black materia! you dumb f*%^ers! Cloud and co.: oh, yeah. do over! ((dude! that was great, i could totally see cait sith thinkin that hes part of the metal gear ppls.))
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:55 pm
[At Gongaga]
Reno: (to Cloud) It's been a while. Payback time for what you did in
Sector 7. *begins to undo belt as Porno Music starts up*
Rude: *whips out camcorder*
Cloud: O_O what the-
Tifa: CLOUD, RUN!
Aeris: Wait, Tifa...*whispers to her*
Tifa: Oh...nevermind!
Cloud: *cries*
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:29 pm
Rktikfox [At Gongaga] Reno: (to Cloud) It's been a while. Payback time for what you did in Sector 7. *begins to undo belt as Porno Music starts up* Rude: *whips out camcorder* Cloud: O_O what the- Tifa: CLOUD, RUN! Aeris: Wait, Tifa...*whispers to her* Tifa: Oh...nevermind! Cloud: *cries* Ahh! That reminds me of the FF8 porno music! xd Cid: *spits out cigarette* MY LONG-LOST SON! Zell: *getting emotional* DAAAAAAD! [the two embrace as waves crash and seagulls flut about] Cid: *sniff* I'm sorry I left you to your crack-whore prostitute mother... Zell: It's okay...I think...WHOA! You smell like FRANCE! ...O_o...?
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:49 am
Cloud: Sephiroth! I'm here to stop you!
Sephiroth: *looks up from Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise* Go away. I'll be finished in about half an hour. I have only 100 pages to go!
Cloud: You know how to read?
Sephiroth: Of course I know how to read. I know that you don't. That's half of the reason why you couldn't become part of SOLDIER.
Cloud: *cries* How did you know?!
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:38 pm
AinokoIzumi Ahh! That reminds me of the FF8 porno music! xd HAH! oh goodness...
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:23 pm
Cloud: *Enters Honey Bee Inn*
Helper: Hello sir which room would you like?
Cloud: *whisper* give me a key to the @($*&% Room...
Helper: what room sir?
Cloud: scream the @($*&% Room.
Helper: Here's your key sir
Cloud: blaugh im about to have my room turned upside down baby!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:29 am
Back again!
*Cloud and the gang in the northen Crater*
Cloud: Sephiroth its time to die!
Seph: Huh? Oh gummy gummy gumdrops, I am but a pretty little girl all lost and alone! *Bats his eyelashes at everyone*
Vincent: *Goes green* I think Im gonna puke*
Cid: Me too *Both run away*
Tifa and Yuffie: WTF??? eek ...*Laugh thier heads off* xd xd xd
Seph: W...why are you laughing? MEANIES!! *Stomps foot*
OR
*Cloud and the gang are waliking down a random street in the rain*
*Seph appears in a suit and an umberella*
Seph: Cloud dance with me! *Sings* I'M SIIIINING IN THE RAIIIIIN! JUST SIIIIINING IN THE RAIIIIN! WHAT A WONDERFUL FEEEELING I'M HAAAAPY AGAIN!!! *Twirls cloud around*
Cloud: WTF???? LET GO OF ME!!! scream
Everyone else: eek
Vincent: What do you think Cid? Has he been at the Red Bull again?
Cid: *Grins and puffs on his cigar* Yup...
OR!!
*Inspired by the Warburtons bread advert*
Vincent: (As the mum lol) So how it going between you two then?
Cloud sad Son) Fine right Seph? *Smiles*
Seph: (Boyfriend) Yeah... *Grins as he's in Vincent's dressing gown*
Hojo: (As the granny) Don't you think you should go on a diet boy?
Seph: And give up toast? No way! *Laughs and goes over to the toaster*
Cid: *Walks in and slaps Seph on the bum* Got anything else popping up love?
Seph: *Turns* No Mr Highwind!!
Cid: Sephiroth! Oh s**t, Vincent I though he was you! *Looks at Vincent in dismay*
Vincent: I guess we all make mistakes! *Evryone laughs*
*Screen fades out and then a loaf of Warburtons bread apo=pears with the writing "Warburtons bread, been in the family for 5 generation...god knows how seen as there all gay!*
LMAO! Enjoy if you can!
Leon
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:43 am
*When the Shin-Ra soldiers corner Cloud before he jumps on the train*
Cloud: You'll never take me alive, b****es!!! *jumps*
Shin-Ra #1: He's getting away!
Shin-Ra #2: No he's not.
Cloud: *missed train and fell on tracks* Pain oozes through my body and pushes the blood out, de gozaru...
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:27 am
wow.. the posts keep getting longer and longer...
first it was only one liners.. now theyre like entire scripts.. haha xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:26 am
Red= My dad was a loser!!!
(Yay, we've got over 300)
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:41 pm
*Inspired by Shrek 2*
~Cait Sith creeps over to Cloud and points down at a sleeping Red XIII~
Cait Sith: "Hey Boss....let's shave him...."
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:01 pm
The team is situated in the Golden Saucer planning their next move... A sudden Siren goes off*
Cid leaps to his feet "To the Cidmobile!"
Tifa blinks and says "Oh you so did not call the Highwind the Cidmobile... It was supposed to be the Boobmobile.."
Cloud blinks and edges out "Heh heh heh... Little do they know that it now is called the "I like Swords" mobile" Snickers some more and keeps going...
Vincent spraying over he "I like swords" Mobile paint and repaints to Clouds horror and it now says "The Highwind" again...
Yuffie turns and walks out of the water fall as Tifa and Cid continue to fight "I am out of here... I am going to the.... Chocomobile..."
After three hours of fighting they finally get to where the Alert is comming from to find Sephiroth in a blood stained Highwin "I am now in my Blood-and-ewwy-guts-mobile!!!" Starts to laugh sinisterly
(I know.. Not funny... But I have not had a reply yet... So I keep going)
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:38 pm
cloud- so sephiroth how mom doin
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