PeacefulLight
Allora Lang
But what if this happened . . . ?
Sasuke: Uyeda, where's Etsuko?
Uyeda:
emo Bite me.
Sasuke: ...
stare Ok. Yutaka, where's Etsuko?
Yutaka: Which one is she again?
Sasuke: ...
rolleyes Izanami, where's Etsuko?
Izanami: Don't look at me.
Sasuke: [getting worried] Akina, where's Etsuko?
Akina: She's throwing up in the bathroom.
Sasuke: HOW CAN YOU BE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THAT?! [races upstairs]
Akina:
stare How can you
not be?
One of the Uchiha kids gets sick and Sasuke's the only parent available? Look out.
Lol. It'd be sooo funny to see him try and take care of... *counts on fingers* The.. 20 children he wanted...
It'd be a lot harder if one of them was sick, though, huh?
Sasu: *On the phone with Saku* Sakura, I need you here, right now!
Saku: I can't come home to take care of your Itachi issues.
Sasu: No, Sakura, you don't understand! Etsuko's sick!
Saku: So take care of her.
Sasu: I freakin' don't know how!
Saku: So ask Naruto.
Sasu: What?
Saku: Then ask Kakashi-sensei.
Sasu: WHAT?!
Saku: Then ask Itachi.
Sasu: . . . Sakura, you've left me no choice!
Later . . .
Naru: *On the phone with Sasu* I'll be over as soon as I can.
Sasu:
rolleyes Take your time . . .
Uyeda: *upstairs* Hey, Sasuke! Etsuko's puking again!
Sasu:
eek . . . But hurry up!