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 Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:28 pm
granted. but none of them fit you now.
i wish kidz bop would stop existing
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:39 pm
granted, but now they haunt your dreams forever.
i wish i had a large flying animal
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:41 pm
granted but it eats your face
I wish that it doesn't rain while I go for my walk later
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:42 pm
granted, but it hails instead.
i wish i could find my nail polish remover...
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:47 pm
granted, but it is so strong it eats your fingernails
i wish i had a giant sticky notepad
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:52 pm
Granted but it sticks all over you and you get annoyed.
I wish school was out.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:53 pm
Granted but now a huge blizzard comes and keeps everyone locked in their homes until next school year.
I wish I wasn't a purple duck.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:56 pm
Granted, you're a fat goose xd
I wish I had an award winning foot. I have no idea what that means.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:02 pm
Granted, but you don't like it.
I wish I wasn't a fat goose
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:22 pm
granted, but now you are a skinny goose
i wish i could cook
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:01 pm
Granted now you can!... just... not very well...
I wish I wasn't a skinny goose
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:30 pm
granted, now your a fair to middlin goose, who is going to go to the ER
i wish i didn't have celiac
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:53 pm
Granted but now you've been diagnosed with a stage 4 cancerous brain tumor.
I wish I wasn't a fair to middlin goose, who is going to go to the ER.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:00 pm
granted, but you are now lactose intolerant
(and atleast i would know that i wouldn't be in pain too much longer)
i wish i had food to eat
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:16 am
Granted, but it's food that a three year old cooked.
I wish time wasn't passing so slow.
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