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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-16)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:20 am
The attack was a minor, glancing blow, but it was enough to give Nona her last charge. < My turn, little dove. I will allow you to redeem your earlier transgressions.> Sasha snorted. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 2 Charge: 3/3 Boss HP: 57
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
78
Total: 78 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:23 am
The shoreline was getting slicker and muckier, and Sasha's breasts were getting heavier and more cumbersome.
Nonetheless, after tripping spectacularly slippery patch of watermelon sludge, Sasha tightened her grip on Nona, closed her eyes, and hoped for the best.
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bipolar bee rolled 9 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4
Total: 18 (9-36)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:26 am
< ...hmm. Perhaps not one of Nona's ...stronger attacks, little bird, but it will suffice.> Very well done, Nona. As usual.< Do you really think so? Nona has been... distracted. For obvious reasons.> Yes. Obvious reasons.Sasha grunted, clutched her breasts, and carefully shuffled away from the mist beast so that she could regroup. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 8 Charge: 0/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 49
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
54
Total: 54 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:33 am
"Allan, sir, I don't think that now is the best... no, sir, I understand that the mommy has feelings too, but I just -- yes, sir, I do have a strong kokoro? But. I just want to focus on.. no, sir, I do not think that opening up my kokoro to the monster is going to accomp.. no sir. Yes, sir. Sir, it looks like Simon is burning, sir. You might want to go spray him with some more sunscreen. Cancer, sir."
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
28
Total: 28 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:41 am
Kersplooosh!
Oh, God, I'm blind, I'm blind, Nona, I can't see, I'm blind, I -- oh. Nevermind.
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
85
Total: 85 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:42 am
After a few moments to collect himself, and keeping a wary eye out for exploding melons and crazy Allens, Otto made a mad dash for the enemy again.
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Bittiface rolled 8 4-sided dice:
3, 4, 3, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1
Total: 24 (8-32)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:44 am
Charged Attack
Damage: 21
Boss: 28
It was time to make a smoothie out of this monster.
<> Tenya was charged and ready to go. Otto reeled back his arm, spun his weapon a few times over his head and launched it at the large creature. A shockwave broke from it, hitting the behemoth hard before Tenya herself sliced across it's surface. Th weapon spun in the air and returned to Otto's waiting grasp.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:45 am
Sasha almost tripped and fell when she caught sight of Otto making a mad dash towards the boss, but she corrected herself and swooped in for an attack, making decent contact with the monster before slogging away through the watermelon-scented sand. It was sticky. It was also gross. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 4 Charge: 1/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 24
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
37
Total: 37 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:50 am
Perhaps Otto had made himself a target, as one of the little melons exploded in his face, covering him once again in sticky fruity deliciousness. <Otto wiped the gunk off his eyes and glared at nothing. <>
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:52 am
Damage: Nope
Last Charge: 0/3
Boss: 24
While his last attack had been grand and powerful, his attempt to fight again was made difficult by his bouncing assets. The girls threw off his balance and he skidded to the sand once more.
Great, now he was covered in mush and sand was sticking to everything.
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
56
Total: 56 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:38 am
"Allan, sir -- watch out, sir -- no, sir, I understand how upset you are at the situation. I'm pretty upset too. I understand that your nakama has wounded your poor kokoro. Sir, I am certain it will heal with time."
Long pause.
"There, there, sir. Why don't you and Simon go get another drink?"
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
46
Total: 46 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:52 am
Allan was back. Candace stared, eyes wide and glistening with tears of frustration. She was angry, sore, covered with watermelon juices that were quickly drying and getting stickier and sticker, and she was done with this monster.
"Allan, I understand. No, really. I do. People just don't respect mothers anymore like they used to. No, I get it. It's unfair. The watermelons can't fight for themselves, they can't defend against attackers. They can't speak for themselves." She received a hug from a sobbing Allan, sighing and patting her back. "You're going to get sticky..." The hug tightened. "Oh. Okay. Sure. That works..."
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
46
Total: 46 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:55 am
"Sir. I'm trying to.. no, sir. I understand about the kokoro and the mommy's feelings, but sir, if you would just... yes, sir, that's what I've been trying to say. It's about finding a thin line between opening your kokoro and just... you know. Kicking some butt, sir."
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
80
Total: 80 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:59 am
Squish. Slip. Faceplant.
I swear to God if Allan comes back over here and starts talking about his kokoro again....
Sasha rose to her feet, dusted herself off, and kept on moving.
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Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:59 am
Once again he picked up Tracey and decided he'd try and do his damn job, glaring at the monster irritably. There were other things he'd rather be doing.
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