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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:03 am
 I told you to stay away from the old folks retirement bars!
I'm calling from jail because I like my butter salted and not unsalted!
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:10 am
I told you not to say that to the unsaltaratians...
I am calling because I like managa....
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:42 am
I told it was good.
I'm calling from jail because I want my cereal >_>
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:13 pm
I told you cereal made from Zebras was illegal almost EVERYWHERE!
I'm calling from jail because I drank a low sugar, low carb energy drink. . . Yuck!
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:56 pm
I told you that you should drink Pepsi and Coke at the same time!
I'm calling from jail because the police were being mean to meee! *pouts*
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:00 pm
I told you not to say hi!
I'm calling from jail because I stole someones cell phone.
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The Bodacious Soul Reaper
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:31 pm
I told you not to prank call the police department from it!!
I'm calling from jail because I know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:17 am
I told you not to steal any cookies!
I'm calling from jail because I forgot to clean my room..
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The Bodacious Soul Reaper
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:43 pm
I told you to clean it before you went to jail.
I'm calling from jail because my turtle is too fat. D<
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:25 pm
"Fior di Levante!"
I told you that fast food isn't meant for turtles.
I'm calling from jail because I broke my WAAAAAAmbulance.
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The Bodacious Soul Reaper
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:26 am
I told you not to spell wambulance with 6 a's!
I'm calling from jail because I ate a sandwich for lunch!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:48 pm
I told you that putting beans in your sandwich would be a farting disaster!
I'm calling from jail because I dined at a restaurant and ditched without paying.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:39 pm
You idiot. How was the food?
I'm calling from jail and you're going to need to get me a lawyer. I got caught roofing...
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:56 pm
What did I tell you all this time? STICK TO PLUMBING.
I'm calling from jail because I ate a palm tree.
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The Bodacious Soul Reaper
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:13 am
Ugh...I told you to only eat Oak Trees! But you didn't listen...
I'm calling from jail, because I was skipping through the hallway emotion_8c
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