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 Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 11:57 am
get her baby a babysitter so I could take her shopping. That skirt is soooo matronly it hurts.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:44 pm
Kill her friend, then rape her... unless you like it twisted 
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:57 pm
"Accidentally" tip over my trash can fire on him. Now your balls are on fire and you can't rape me. Oops. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:59 pm
It would miss, then I would continue 
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:53 am
I would just then realize I had a machete, then I'd kill him with it.
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:11 am
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:26 pm
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:03 am
*tackle, glomp, squeeze, repeat*
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:09 pm
Get off the floor dizzy, so all I can do is hug you. Sorry. *passes out*
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:14 pm
I would give you and your dog a towel since you're both dripping wet.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:48 pm
Id give her back her baby
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:16 pm
I'd kill you for the hell of it.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:29 pm
I might play hide and go seek with you & afterwards, we shall slaughter little heards of rabid squirrels <3
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:01 am
I would train her in the ways of The Force in order to prepare her for the inevitable clash with the evil emperor.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:52 pm
I would make you jealous by flirting with your roomie! twisted
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