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 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:10 am
 TolinHe paused for a moment, considering what to say. Well, Jasper got drunk often enough, but the only people that listened to him were high enough rank. The bartender could keep a secret; it was a necessary element of his trade. But still, he spoke in a bare whisper. The less people that knew the better. " Alfred's dying. Or, he will be. His birth gave him the ability to handle Suecra, but it also afflicted him with a curse. By the age of 20, he and any like him are supposed to die or slowly lose their minds. If he dies, Suecra goes with him; and so do the rest of us. The legendary pokemon are the only ones that might be able to help."
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:19 am
Jasper
Jasper's reaction to such dire news was not what you'd expect. Rather than shock or fear at the end of the world as he knew it the Raichu gave the briefest of smiles before bursting out laughing.
"You think I give a ********, father time?! For starters I HATE that damn Gardevoir! Why should I give a ******** if he dies? And what do I care if the world ends?! I was perfectly ******** FINE in the afterlife til Arceus ******** up his job and left me in purgatory! I WANT to die. If the apacolypse is on it's way then HELL YEAH, bring it oonnnnnn! I'll be sitting on my a** RIGHT HERE drinking til it happens! And you KNOW WHAT? I'll be ******** HAPPY WHILE DOING IT! ******** turned and held out his empty glass once again but this time the Machamp ignored him and quickly excused himself to the back.
[Shawn apologizes for Jasper's profanity. >>;]
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:25 am
Tolin Damn he was drunk. Well, sometimes having a drunk person made the job a bit easier. " And you have no one you care for? No family, no friends? Would you not care if the mercenaries died?" He stirred his drink quietly with his scythe before taking another sip. " I don't even know if there will be an afterlife. If the balance is destroyed so thoroughly, Arceus will just remake the universe. There won't even be a heaven or hell left for us." Yeah Jasper, that's right. You don't even get to die, you just get to de-exist.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:29 am
Jasper
"THAT'S TAUROS-s**t!" The Raichu stood, wobbling on his stool.
Really, who invented three-legged chairs anyways? How stupid.
End of the world and no afterlife? BOGUS! That was not how he wanted to go out!
"Fffff, whatever. Whatever, bug-brain. Check the ruins, you know. Damn Jirachi likes to play there or whatever."
Well, at least 'whatever' was a step-up from the F-word.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:34 am
Tolin He nodded. The ruins were a ways off, but by no means were they an impossible distance. " Thank you." He was briefly tempted to try and find out if Jasper knew who might be able to find Stella or Flash, but the question would probably send him on a drunken rage. There were other members of the mercenaries he could speak with if he needed to find them. A few small but valuable coins came out of his bag to rest in front of the Machamp. " For mine, and something for his. Have a good day, Jasper." With that, he left the pub to head for the ruins.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:29 pm
 LeonAnd then came that flash we all so dread.
Leon stared at the drunk Raichu, sighing.
"I have no idea what came into me to let you go to the bar on your own..." He muttered, sitting down next to Jasper.
"What did Tolin want?" He asked, well aware of the Scyther's lingering Aura.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:11 pm
Jasper
The Raichu turned sharply to face his friend.
"LEON! THE WORLD IS ENDING! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!" Jasper grabbed the Lucario by his dreads and pulled him in so close their foreheads touched.
"...there wont be any alcohol left!" He hissed ominously and then burst into tears.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:14 pm
LeonThe Lucario let out a slight howl of pain as his dreads were yanked on.
Wooooah, Jazzy, calm your a**, brah'.
"Hey, hey, cut it out, dumbshit!" Leon hissed, slapping Jasper across the face and pulling away.
"The world's not ending, there's always a way we save it! We've saved it like, fifty ******** times!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:19 pm
Jasper
Jasper's head turned at the slap, but it did nothing to calm him down. He was now in drunken hysterics that may have been rational considering what the Scyther had just explained.
"No-No! The apacolypse is coming and we wont have an afterlife and that means I'M STUCK HERE EVEN LONGER! I MISSSS LIIEEENNNAAAAAAA!"
The Raichu continued bawling his eyes out but at least he let Leon go.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:22 pm
LeonLeon was set on calming Jasper down, but something pricked him like a needle when he mentioned missing Liena.
"The Apocalypse is NOT coming! How many times have we thought it was coming, and we stopped it?!"
He grabbed the Raichu's shoulders, holding him in place.
"Get a hold of yourself! I have no ******** clue what's going on, but as long as you're flailing about like a drunken idiot, we can't do anything about it!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:34 pm
Jasper
Shaking him really didnt help either. Hell Leon, you made it worse.
"I-I miss my kids and Flipp and Gisco and even...and even ZEKE!"
Because really, he would only admit that if he was extremely drunk.
That damn Wooper didnt deserve to be missed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:38 pm
LeonLeon sighed a little and lowered his head.
He then wrapped his arms around the Raichu and hugged him tight.
Sober Leon usually wouldn't do something like this.
"I know, Jasper..." He said softly.
"I miss everyone, too..."
A tear then dampened the Raichu's fuzzy shoulder.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:16 pm
Jasper
The Raichu sniffed, sobbing like a child and then went quiet, motionless.
HOLY s**t HE DI-...nope. Nope....
He just fell asleep and was now drooling on Leon's arm.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyup.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:18 pm
LeonThe Lucario let out another sigh and closed his eyes, just clutching the sleeping Raichu.
From this point on, even if it meant he never got to hold Jasper like this again, he'd never let the Raichu drink again.
Sure, Jasper would probably end up hating him, but it was becoming far too self-destructive for him.
Opening his eyes, he teleported out of the pub with Jasper still in his arms.
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