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Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:17 pm


(( No.. Actually.. I wasn't XD I Thought you were there for a regular check up.. Not a physical!! ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:20 pm


((i was there for a regualr check up O.o and he was just like "drop your pants" and im like O.O))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:49 pm


(( Okay, did I tell you about the hemorrhoid thing at the doctors?.. ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:13 pm


((O.O no you didnt...))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:24 pm


(( *cracks knuckles* Okay.. So.. When I was in foster care, I was stressed out, and I started to bleed from my a*shole. So, I was sent to the hospital, and when I was there sitting in the little room. The female doctor came in and told me to change out of my clothes, underwear and all, and put on their little gown thing. So I did. Not expecting ANYTHING is going to happen. I thought there gunna give me a shot or something I's an idiot. So.. The doctor and nurse came in and both told me to lay on my stomach. (Still I'm clueless as to what they're gunna do to me. ._. ) And they told me to not look, and they didn't even count.. So.. The doctor got the lube-stuff on her gloved finger, and walked over to me. Now, I'm starting to get curious as to where she's going to put her finger. Then I feel her shove it up my a**.. I screamed "HOLY s**t!" and the nurse was LAUGHING at me! She even said "I guess that's close enough!" The doctor was nearly crying, "Sorry sorry sorry!!" But she kept her finger in there for atleast a minute. When she pulled her finger out, she said, "Uh. You have a hemroide.. Right.." *shoves finger back in* "Here." Moves finger around* "At 12 o'clock." And it wasn't at there, it felt like 5 o'clock. DX I flinched and I was about to kick her because she had her FINGER in my butt! GAH. Pissed me off.. So When I wen tback into the waiting room, my face was red and EVERYONE was staring at me.. -_-'' ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:27 pm


((xD ROFLMFAO!!!!))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:28 pm


(( ._. Why are you laughing at mah pain?! ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:32 pm


((xD -cant stop laughing-))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:46 pm


(( *sigh* Yup. I get that with everyone ._. I'ma tell my friends tomorrow about that experience =D ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:47 pm


((they'll either 1. get horny or 2. laugh their asses off, or both ._.))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:52 pm


(( I don't think I've ever seen a guy get horny off what I say.. ._. I'm kinda disgusting in RL. I mean, I can be sweet (don't tell those guys that >_> ) but I mean.. Ya.. I'm the tomboy, outcast, village idiot girl that usually talks about porn or random stories. =D OOOR I'm the therapist too, and the love-guru.. But the funny thing is, I help people out with their love problems at school and yet, I can't help myself with my own. -_- ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:56 pm


((aww, i sorry, what i ment by horny is theyd ask "can i stick my finger up your bum too?" cuz i was about to O.o))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:57 pm


(( o.o... *covers her a*** Sorry, boo.. But uh.. I'm afraid of butt sex. ))
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:59 pm


((i know :3, is your doctor visit the reason why?))

DevilDude585


Alureah The Protector
Vice Captain
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:00 pm


(( EXACTLY the reason why.. I mean, the woman was sexy, but.. Sorry.. Her finger up my a** made me almost throw up. crying ))
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