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 Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:07 am
Heather: --Besides, I'll NEVER Forgive you for hurting my father!
Claudia: No, -I- am your father.
Heather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:08 am
Heather: Its heather mason b***h i have been chased all over ******** silent hill i just want to ******** someone *growl* *bark* If i wanted to ******** harry i could have done that in portland.
Pyramid head : you don't look convinced yourself
Heather:* points gun at pyramid head* "i suggest you ******** me now
Pyramid head : i think not
Heather: well i am sure someone does i will ask around
Pyramid head: if you say so
Heather: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU ******** DOING I AM NOT GOING TO WAST ANY MORE TIME HERE *shoots pyramid head*
Pyramid head: *pyramid head dies*
Heather: i feel sexy now!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:59 pm
O.o oooooooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy??????
Henry: Hey look! I found a dirty coin! I wonder what it goes to? There's like only one vending machine in the entire game, so i wonder if this goes to that? Hmmmmmmmmm........
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:10 pm
Heather: "Dad, I'm home. Something really weird happened today...
She sees Harry
"Hey dad Why didn't you turn the TV off before you died?"
She sighs and turns the TV off
"What is there to eat in this dump?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:32 pm
*Heather is sitting on bed listening to music*
Harry: DINNER HAS BEEN READY FOR 5 MINUTES!!
hEATHER: AHHHHHHH YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!! I AM MOVING OUT AND NEVER COMING BAK EVER EVER AGAIN AHHHH UGGG I HATE YOU!!!!! *SMACKS HARRY WIth PISTOL* *HARRY DIES*
Douglas: Heather....
Heather: I WILL KILL MYSELF!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:39 pm
iLisa Garland Heather: "Dad, I'm home. Something really weird happened today...
She sees Harry
"Hey dad Why didn't you turn the TV off before you died?"
She sighs and turns the TV off
"What is there to eat in this dump?" OMG lisa I LOVE UR SENSE OF HUMOR!!! YOUR SO FUNNY YOU INSPIRE ME
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:09 pm
ZenWolf65 O.o oooooooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy?????? Henry: Hey look! I found a dirty coin! I wonder what it goes to? There's like only one vending machine in the entire game, so i wonder if this goes to that? Hmmmmmmmmm........ Man! That is so funny, you really made my morning, thanks! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:21 am
Heather: "Happy Burger's a trip!"
She passes out and twitches.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:57 am
Heather: Free burgers at Happy Burger? Sweeeeet!!!!! *door is locked* Heather: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! 
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:08 pm
Heather: What the ******** do you want you cranky old b***h i don't have all day
Claudia: okay i am a lesbian and i want your sexy v****a.
Heather: WHAT THE ********!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK
Claudia:Ok there is your birthday present these are sexy nude pics of my v****a
Heather: eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk *JUMPS OFF A WINDOW AND DIES*
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:29 am
Dhampir BL00DRAYNE Heather: What the ******** do you want you cranky old b***h i don't have all day Claudia: okay i am a lesbian and i want your sexy v****a. Heather: WHAT THE ********!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK Claudia:Ok there is your birthday present these are sexy nude pics of my v****a Heather: eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk *JUMPS OFF A WINDOW AND DIES* What a quirky sense of humour you've got! I love it! xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:15 am
Lisa appears behind Harry.
"Harry, I have something to ask you."
"Lisa. What is it?"
"..."
"..."
"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:29 pm
*Heather wakes up in Silent Hill and meets a hooker*
Maria:Oh great another ******** hooker as If don't have enough of them to compiet with
Heather: I am not a hooker you crazy ********: but You look like one
Heather: i will pretend I did not hear that you slut now tell me where the ******** i am and where to get to home or i will break your ******** neck
Maria: You stressy b***h it must be your time of the month anyway your in Silent Hill and your home is nine billion miles in that direction
Heather: oh for ******** sake I can't afford the train oh and i will kill you and take ur money
Maria: OH ******** THIS
Heather: *Shoots maria*
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:03 am
Cloud; Oh s**t! random battle! *kills two nurses*
Henry; Um....wrong game, dude..
Cloud; Oho! A boss battle!
Henry; What the hell?
Cloud; DIE!
(Henry walks up to Cloud and starts to beat him up)
Cloud; Hey, that's cheating! What do you think this is, Final Fantasy 12?
(Henry hits Cloud to a Limit Break)
Cloud; Ok, that's it - OMNISLASH TIME!!
Henry;....... (walks away as Cloud is charging it up)
Cloud; ...Wait, how did you do that? I usually have to run on the spot first...
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:36 pm
Haah, poking fun at FFVII. That is always funny.
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