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Thorn apple

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:32 pm

Kotekeke_Skies

It's on my sister's cellphone answering recording thingy. My sis has a knack for thinking up those things.

I think it's a variation on this routine some stand-up comedian had awhile back.

"If obesity is a disease, does that mean you can call in fat for work?"

But in any case, it's still funny as hell smile

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:31 pm

*Someone cusses* "I don't like that ********' language!" -Lexi V.

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Ninjara

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:20 am

Fisshu: chicken, buffalo.. they both taste the same since chicken tastes like everything. biggrin

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:21 am

RevanStar: The day buffalo have wings is the day chickens fly south for the winter on there own

Ninjara

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:49 am

I made this one up and I love it ^___^ If love is so cheesy, then I must be fat whee

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:16 pm

Here's one that I especially like.

This is talking to a heterosexual who is homophobic and against gay marriage.

"I'm sorry your marriage needs to be protected, have you tried therapy?"

Wyllow_and_Muse

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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:34 am

I'm a figment of your imagination...SHOWS HOW SCREWED_UP YOU ARE!!!!!!!!-I think i made it up but i may have heard it from somewhere, i've used it since middle school.

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:06 am

"Boss your wife is on the line, she says she lost the checkbook."
"Thanks for the good news!" - Spider-Man 2

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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:31 pm

"Flower power sucks!"

--Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:50 pm

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was proving to the world that he dosen't exist."
-Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

Jude Fawley

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Marjuari_the_elemental

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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:46 pm

Title of a book n the "...For Dummies" series:

How to Understand a "For Dummies" Book For Dummies

Don't ask..I heard it awhile ago.....

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:58 pm

"A woman's heart is an ocean of secrets that very few get to explore." - me

Ninjara

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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:13 am

"There are plenty of fish in the sea... you just catch a bunch of sardines before you finally land your whale." - me giving relationship advice

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:18 am

"I you're not having fun, then what the hell's the point"
^_^ got that from a close friend heart

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Ninjara

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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:15 am

"The Wiggles... now there's a show even Richard Simmons would call gay." - me

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