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 Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:49 pm
I see the raspberries and think they look tasty. I eat them all. Unfortunately, it turns out I have magically contrasted an alergy to them overnight, and I die of a severe alergic reaction.
I drop my cookie dough ice cream(Whihc, by the way, I ame ating nowXD yum!)
P.S: I am not alergic to raspberries.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:59 pm
oooo yum cookie dough ice cream. i pick up the container and take some. unfourtunatly a peice of cookie dough gets stuck to my tooth and it locks my mouth shut and i suffocate. [don't ask why i didn't just breathe through my nose idk[
i drop a spoon.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:41 pm
i pick up the spoon and notice it has rust on it, and then out of nowhere Saladfingers sneaks up behind me and breaks my neck so he can have the spoon. i drop my cell phone...
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:44 pm
i pick up the cell phone and call someone to tell them their refrigerator is running. but i forgot to dial *69 so the number cme up on their caller id and they find me in possion of the cell phone and run me over with a train.
i drop the broken bits of a cellular device.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:09 pm
I pick up a sharp shard of a cellular device, and I look at it intently. Someone knocks my hand and it goes into my eye, not being able to see, I bump into a gangster and he shoots me.
I drop my favorite beanie T^T
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:02 pm
The Bennie happens to be filled with Plastic Explosive and detonates when I try to pick it up.
I drop a Blown, Nitro Injected, 502 Chevy. (It's a really nice engine folks.)
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:35 am
I try to pick up the blown nitro injected, 502 Chevy, but however i was standing on the edge on the top of a building, fell, and the engine came down with me and crushed me.
I drop my shoe.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:32 pm
Note: No offense!
I pick up the shoe, and, because I smell everything, I smell it. Turns out, you had really stinky feet and I die of the stench.
I drop my mac and cheese(Which, by the way, tastes like school food. Ewww. But I'm hungry. and hyperXD)
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:48 pm
i eat the mac and cheese and since it tastes like school food i die instantly.
i drop my bathing suit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:18 pm
I pick up the bathing suit and am immediately mobbed and crushed to death by a hoard or horny teenage fan-boys.
I drop a snowball.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:31 am
I pick up the snowball and throw it at one of my friends. He caught it and threw it back at me so fast it made a hole where my heart went
I drop a Christmas present.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:02 am
I pick up the present, but it turns out it was for your worst enemy, so a rabid racoon comes and attacks my face. I die of shock.
I drop a blanket.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:33 pm
The blanket falls on me and I suffocate to death.
I drop an ice pick.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:57 am
I pick up the ice pick. Unfortunately it became frozen to my hand right before the pledge of alliagance. I put my hand to my chest and goes through my heart.
I drop a candy cane.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:31 am
I pick up the candy cane, and as usual, burst randomly into Christmas songs. I start walking with the candy cane, sining happily, when the candycane because pointy at the end. I stab myself in the lip, and die from blood loss.
I drop my book of mormon0.0
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