Jesus like I havnt heard the last post a million times, did he even put any effort into it? He didnt even spell Sephiroth right! Just Kidding, great man, dont know him personally...what the hell am I saying! And now, ladies and gentlemen, episode 3 of my series, FF7 The Race for 1st Place Episode 3
Last time on race for first place...
Cloud:err..............Sex?
Now, the epic 3rd chapter, in what I hope a series with many more chapters, with several volumes, and limited editions....err.....
Cloud and Sephiroth: MOVING ON UP! TO THE EAST SIDE!
*Dingthong*...I mean dong
Cloud: Oooh a visitor! I wonder who it could be!
(Like I promised, a special guest star)
Sephiroth: Ill answer it!
*opens door*
Cloud and Sephiroth: *GASP*
Find out who the visitor is in the next episode.......just kidding
Michael Jackson (MJ): Did I just hear two young boys singing a song that made my nipples become erect?
Cloud: Holy s**t! Its MJ! You must die you commi scum!
Sephiroth: No, Cloud, I belive the word you are looking for is molesting
Cloud: Oh my bad...hmm hmm....die you molesting son of a b***h!
Sephiroth: There you go!
MJ: Now I dont want this to get physical, so you can either except it or i beat the s**t out of you and then give it. You cant beat me, Im Michael Jackson! Hee hee! Shamona!!!!
Cloud: Oh yea! Just watch us!
*Battle that lasts 3 seconds*
MJ: Told ja
Cloud: What the flip just happened?
Sephiroth: I dont know, but here he comes!
Cloud: Oh no!
*Suddenly out of nowhere*
Chuck Norris: Oh no you dont!
C and S: Chuck Norris!!! (Two special guest stars! Holy s**t! I didnt expect that, and Im writing this!)
Chuck Norris: Die Commi!
Cloud: Molestor
Chuck! Yea, Die Molesting Commi!
Cloud: Close Enoupgh
MJ: Ugghhh! I have been defeated! I must call for backup *Beep beep beep boop beep*
*flying saucers come down*
Cloud: I knew it! U are bigfoot!
MJ: No you dumbass! Im an alien!!!! jeez, no wonder ur blond! U havnt heard the last of me! Ill be back!
Arnold: U owe me 1000 dollas for saying that!
MJ: Damn, do you take express?
Arnold: Sure!
MJ: here now get out of here. Now like i was saying, ill be...around some time!!! mehehehehehe
*Flying saucers leave, real MJ beamed back down to earth*
MJ: Im saved! Oh thank you!
Cloud: Whoa! MJ! Ur back!..and black!!! and its all because of.....hey, where did Chuck Norris go?
Sephiroth: Off to fight the evils of the world, the Norris way.
real MJ: And Im back to restart my life! Cya around! btw, do you think ill look good white
C and S: NOOOOOOO!!
Mj: jeez, nevermind i asked! cya!
Cloud: Wow, this has been an interesting day!
Sephiroth: Your right, and to top it off, I decided to rename myself Betty!
Cloud: What! Why?
Sephiroth...I mean Betty: I dont know...........
Cloud: Ooooooo.k.
*teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!!*
To be continued, next time on a two parter, # 4 and 5
(3 guest stars! I spoiled you damn rotten!!!!)
So if you like my stories so far, well ur in luck! I have my next two stories already planned out, and if you want to appear in both, just ask, and youll be a lucky guest star on episodes 4 and 5!
Til next time!
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