Devil-Steel
I don't know if I wanna hear stories about that one or not. XD
[Kicks the little gay elf across the room like a football]
Screw it tell the stories!
I'm gonna regreat saying that.Okay, so I was sitting at the lunch table, and this rotc kid was talking to another one and he said "I have a p***s, on top of a p***s, over another p***s that's bigger than yours"
and I was like (with a straight face)
"And mines bigger than yours."
And they all laughed and the one kid goes
"Is it detachable."
Me: "Yes it is." I lifted up my arm "And it's this long when soft."
kid: "Was it in adaconda 1?"
Me: "Yes it was."
Kid: "What about adaconda 2."
me: "Of course"
kid: "What about the third one?"
me: "No see, that one was actually a fake adaconda. Well, on the set it started to attack the director and the crew...just about the time Johnny Depp walked by. And it started to spat at people..."
And about that time is when I just started busting out laughing, cause you have to think, the whole time I'm keeping a straight face with this and everyone's around me laughing.
Edit: I got bored this morning so I updated my 'who am I' profile XD I added pictures
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