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 Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:32 pm
Aerith:I'll break your bones into pieces and break those pieces into littler pieces!!
Cloud:I'm just a farmboy
Sephiroth:I'm the most beatiful woman ever alive!
Cid: AAAARRGHH there's a small detectable, destroyable virus in my computer!! what should I do??!!!
Yuffie:What did you mean ninja? I'm a samurai
Tifa: I'm a guy
xp xp xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:30 pm
Yuffie: If I had a teleporter...
Cloud: We could use it to go to the Moon!
Tifa: We could use it to instantly travel from here to Mars!
Red: We could visit my Dad without having to go through that scary dungeon!
Barrett: We could steal all the Materia from the stores without going through the front door! razz
Vincent: We could use it to visit the Ice Cream store in the middle of the planet!
Yuffie: You had me with Ice Cream! *runs off to find a teleporter*
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:45 pm
*knock knock*
Sephiroth: Don't come in, I'm ki. . . I'm changing, you don't want to see what I'm carrying around
Cloud: Stop covering up, I see the blood
Sephiroth: uhhh. . .
Cloud: I know what's going on, you're having you first period after you sex change
Sephiroth: Dammit, can't a girl keep these things secret.
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:49 pm
Cloud: " I love my giostigma! It looks cool!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:02 pm
*cloud having a fight with sephiroth*
*cloud's losing*
Cloud: Dammit sephiroth! can't you ever lose,run away and don't come back for a change!!??
Sephiroth: It's cause you dunno my weakness.
Cloud: OH YEAH??!! look what I've found under your bed?? *pulls out teddy bear*
Sephiroth:Gaahh!!! Not mister Teddy!!!
Cloud:Go away or I'll kill him
Sephiroth:Alright,Alright you win!
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:00 pm
Sephiroth: *listening on IPod* "Macho macho man...."
Yugi: "I have come to duel you!"
Sephiroth: "Huh?"
Yugi: "The world is in trouble, and you are the cause!"
Sephiroth: "Dude, that was, like, a long time ago... I'm living with Aeris now, and..."
Yugi: "What you say is, all a pack of lies! I challenge you, now!"
Sephiroth: "All right, dude..."
Yugi: "I summon the Mystical Elf! Hah!" *nothing happens* "Wha?"
Sephritoh: "I summon Neo Bahamut..." *giant dragon appears* "Go get him, buddy... I'mma go and, I dunno, kick Cloud in the nads or something...."
Yugi: "Ah s**t..."
Neo Bahamut: *lights Yugi on fire*
~10 minutes later~
Cloud: "Oh hey, Buttknocker. How's it going?"
Sephiroth: "Shut up, Monkey Spank!" *kicks him in the nads*
Cloud: "Ah, you damn Dillweed!"
Sephiroth: "Huhuhuh, that was cool..."
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:22 am
Cloud:*staring at Cid*....
Tifa:*staring at Cid as well*....
Cid: I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was! *holding a pokeball*
Ash Ketchum: GIMME BACK MY PIKACHU!!! crying
Cid: To catch them is my real test... To train them is my Cause!
Ash: Catch someone else's pikachu!! crying
Cloud: ..... Sooooo....
Tifa: Ya... I'm so into the yellow lightning rat... That makes Cid go up 3 pts in the hotness scale. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:02 am
Cid: Siddown and drink your goddamn COFFEE!!!
Cloud: *happy sip sip*
Barret: Oh hell, it's started! *looks around for more signs of the apocalypse*
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:07 am
Barret: *looks down at his arm* I wonder if I can get this thing switched out for a giant d***o??? Oh yeah, I know what the ladies like. wink
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:03 pm
Barret: "As the snow flies.... On a cold and grey Midgar morning, a poor little child is born in the ghetto. And her mama cries, cause if there's one thing she don't need it's one more hungry mouth to feed there, in the ghetto..."
Jhay: "Heh, he's talking about Marlene."
Cloud: "Hey, I was born in the ghetto!"
Jhay: "No you weren't..."
Cloud: "Oh yeah.... Huhuhuhu."
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:22 pm
Cloud: Hey, guess what everybody!
Everybody: what.
Cloud: Aerith is back form the dead!
(Everyone rises from their seats): What!
(Aerith walks in): brains!
Everyone: eek
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:42 pm
Deaths Apprentice Cloud:*staring at Cid*.... Tifa:*staring at Cid as well*.... Cid: I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was! *holding a pokeball* Ash Ketchum: GIMME BACK MY PIKACHU!!! crying Cid: To catch them is my real test... To train them is my Cause! Ash: Catch someone else's pikachu!! crying Cloud: ..... Sooooo.... Tifa: Ya... I'm so into the yellow lightning rat... That makes Cid go up 3 pts in the hotness scale. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:57 pm
Sephiroth : Your mom goes to college! =O
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:34 pm
*Final Cloud vs Sephiroth fight*
Cloud: *Changes rows for no real reason*
Sephiroth: *attacks*
Cloud: 9999!!11 N0001!13ZZ!!!! W3'R3 411 D00M3DZ0RZ!!!11! *dies*
Sephiroth: *huff heave*
*Some jackass soldier that survived the Mako Reactor 1 explosion and somehow entered Cloud's mine jumps in*
Soldier: Die! *shoots one puny little, rusted, desintegrating bullet at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Why did they have to give me 1 HP! WHYYY??? *dies*
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:20 pm
sephiroth:I was once an evil man but now I've changed
(aww come on everybody knows its the other way round)
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