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 Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:26 pm
Me: Jesus ******** Christ Ivy! Why didn't you tell me about this?! Vroom Vroom!"I'm mother freaking nature! I shouldn't have to choose ONE sex! I get to have them both. Before I barely got affection from Azelia's now the entire world is my sexual fantasy! Back off!"Me: *blinks at picture* Wow this is a gorgeous picture of all the gals! Look!! I it's totally how I wrote it when Ivy reunited with her green house!!! Mmmm...yesLovely in White
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:35 pm
Nightmare rubbed his head "vines, tenticals, same thing." He tickled Ivy's ribs.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:55 pm
"Hey! Watch it!" She sped away from him. "This is a new type of acid, I've been cultivating." She warned.
She rolled her eyes. "Vines are vines."
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:03 pm
vines can be used for tentical rape, I know, I seen comics of Ivy tent raping Barbara and Harley.
Nightmare nods "I liked the art style." He dumped a bucket of water on Ivy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:56 pm
Alright, it's over. You'll never have Clockwork now. He's gone. The window has closed, the time has passed.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:33 pm
Me: I bet if Ivy said she wanted it right now, Clockwork would step over you to get it. :p
Ivy looked at Haur. "Don't let Bane kill you Ivy! Who else will Nightmare reign his demonic terrors on?!" She shook her hair, putting her acid in a safe place.
Me: *snickers*
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:40 pm
That's not how he rolls. He's a romantic sort.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:02 pm
Ivy threw off her lab coat and marched over to Stray. "Bull s**t! So one minute he's romantic, this ONLY minute, but his methods of tempting women and persuading them to be with him is constantly talking about how great he is in bed and all the innovative things he can do with time and orgasms? Welcome to the bullshitters club of the OOC my friend."
Ivy picked up her lab coat and threw it in the washing cycle. She cleared her throat. "Since you like water so much I want you to sit down and write me an essay by hand about EVERY known fact about water. This will include facts proven false, and ones still in theory."
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:09 pm
What? No, he never said that. Those are MY methods of tempting women.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:38 pm
Nightmare tilted his head addoribly at Ivy "why?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:43 pm
Pamela brushed her hair into a low ponytail, looking at Stray. "You and him are one in the same."
Me: I'm not bisexual!
"You'd have a threesome for your husband. That's close enough."
Me: @!@#$%^ you!
Ivy smiled and patted him on the shoulder. "You have to have some discipline in your life, and this is the only way I don't feel riddled with guilt. Now get crackin'."
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:48 pm
Nightmare crawled onto the ceiling "no, I dun wanna!" he sat cross legged and folded his arms, pouting.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:53 pm
No way, we're totally different. Clockwork hasn't even met you, and he has no concern for your exotic plant-like charms. Besides, he prefers younger women.
Me, on the other hand... well, I'd wear that flower out.
She loves me, she loves me not.... She loves me. Awwwwright.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:04 pm
I`m baaaack... biggrin A day early even! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:27 pm
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