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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:57 am
Hm, well I was raised by a Thieves Guild, married an assassin, killed her brother, used as a battery for a dimensional gate, blackmailed by Sinister repeatedly, blamed for de Morlock massacre, disowned by friends an' family, fought an alternate dimensional version of myself...where's Fonty when I need a therapist? confused
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:59 am
Pssh, big deal. About the fifth time I died, I was REPLACED by an alternate dimension version of myself. The sixth time, I was replaced by a speedster from the 27th century as I traveled back from the end of time to my wife by time hopping.
Then there was the time I died and came back because my wife was in trouble...the time LINDA died because I left the Speed Force too soon...the time Linda was wiped from all existance...the time all of history was rewritten because I was having a bad day...
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:00 am
Okay, you win!
*picks up the phone*
You want me to set you up an appointment wit' Fontanelle for dis week or next?
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:01 am
Damn, all I got is suicide (sorta), return, my hometown turned into an amusement park to honor me, and an evil version of myself that was claimed to be Mephisto's daughter complete with demonic super powers. No, current hubby (Two ex's), no kids, and no title. crying
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:01 am
No thanks. I tried the therapy thing, and it ended up being a cult. Keystone attracts a lot of cults for some reason.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:01 am
I became a giant asteroid of DOOM once. domokun
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:02 am
Patsy Walker Damn, all I got is suicide (sorta), return, my hometown turned into an amusement park to honor me, and an evil version of myself that was claimed to be Mephisto's daughter complete with demonic super powers. No, current hubby (Two ex's), no kids, and no title. crying But you're Ultimate. heart
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:03 am
Wally_West No thanks. I tried the therapy thing, and it ended up being a cult. Keystone attracts a lot of cults for some reason. Like that one where they had to shave Elvis' face into their buttocks.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:03 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:05 am
Demonic you needs a tan to even out those skin blotches.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:06 am
Looks like she fell asleep under a waffle iron.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:07 am
Excuse me but, where's your Ultimates appearances?
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:11 am
Victor Stone I became a giant asteroid of DOOM once. domokun That was fun...oh so much fun for us.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:13 am
So you were nearly sucked into the vacuum of space. You got me back. I say that's a pretty fair shake. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:13 am
Afternoon all. *hugs and kisses everyone*
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