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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:02 am
*130 You try to swallow it, choke, and end up coughing it up in front of the entire restaurant
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:03 am
*131 You are standing in front of a very important group of people and you get an intense itch in your crotch
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:04 am
*132 The clerk at the motor vehicle office treats you as if she were paying your salary
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:05 am
*133 You're asked for your telephone number but stupidly cannot remember what it is
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:06 am
*134 You're standing at a bus stop and the bus stops 30 feet past where you are
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:07 am
*135 People start piling into the elevator before you even have a chance to get off
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:08 am
*136 You argue with someone that you are in the right seat before it's pointed out that you are in the wrong row
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:09 am
*137 The kid riding down the wrong side of the road gets mad at you for getting in his way
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:10 am
*138 You forget to set the clocks forward for daylight saving time and are in the shower when the matinee begins
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:11 am
o.o Whoa, I'm amazed someone is actually on at this time. o.o
Will bump in a bit. I don't quite feel like it =P
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:11 am
*139 Your roll of life savers unravels and gets mixed up with your money and keys
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:12 am
*140 You have a two minute coughing fit during a live chamber music recital
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:13 am
*241 Your glass in the diner has a lipstick print
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:14 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:15 am
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